Sure you don't need our help, Shep? We're really helpful. And objective. Extremely helpful and objective.
Hayley, the pizza tracker nonsense was about the time I decided to clean the kitchen and then go for a walk. I got back just in time for the main event. Apparently I fell asleep halfway through that, though. So, yay, WWE! Engrossing fucking show tonight, sirs, I couldn't tear myself away from the screen. Ugh. I really do need to go to bed though, I have to get up super early, and napping through John Cena is probably not an adequate amount of sleep.
WTF was on Ricardo Rodriguez' legs tonight, though? Srs, I was like ummm this is too big a mystery for me
Between whatever the fuck he was wearing, the fuckery in general, and then the whole "okay now we're going to start in on our weekly set list of the same five matches we always do" nonsense, I tapped pretty early. Whatevs, Raw, I got shit to do and a kitchen to clean and places to be in the morning.
I mean, I know you and WAGG and Bully and BrosOfDestruction and a few other people I can actually remember like ass gifs. And I know a few people prefer chicks falling down. But I can't for the life of me remember anyone else. Although when in doubt, probably don't send ass, as a rule.