MrBadExample

A couple of nights ago I googled "Ric Flair News" and was led to a link that read that Flair was dead and I fell for it. For a guy who thinks he's so smart I must be pretty dumb because I just found out it was "an internet hoax". And I was shedding tears! I suck! How many agree with me? Who cares about that and who cares about anything else now. Flair's just fine. Give me any kind of rep you like or no rep at all. I'm in seventh heaven. If you know what I know about The Man you know he's more than just the best wrestler and one of the best entertainers from any medium, he's a great man. I've read everything there is in print about him and behind what you see there's a deep, thoughtful, raconteur who can expound on almost anything. I have thousands of hours of him on VHS and DVD, books, and magazine articles. This is no ordinary man.

When I first saw Flair I took to him right away. When I've been in the doldrums, listening to him has kickstarted me. I've learned to imitate him and "Flair" has been my nickname among friends. To top it off my first name's Ric. Phew! What a relief!

But yes, I suck.

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So this is the WWF. Where Hulk Hogan claims to be the WWF champion and Roddy Piper claims to be the baddest apple on the the street. Well boys, meet the REAL WORLD CHAMPION! That's right. It's RIC FLAIR!

While you were in Hollywood making movies, Thunderlips, I was winning world titles. I bled and I sweat and I paid the price to call myself the REAL WORLD CHAMPION. Big Man! I'm calling you out and I'm telling you this: Until you beat Ric Flair, you're just second fiddle. Woooo!

You see that little girl in the front row with those eyes so big and those lips so moist? She's thinking to herself right now as something's going through her, "Oh my God! NATURE BOY! WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS!"

CamillePunk

why share this

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Must have been a world of evil clowns that let it happen.
But now I recognize, that you were there and so was I.

THE TEACHER

atleast you know you suck

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MrBadExample

Why not?

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So this is the WWF. Where Hulk Hogan claims to be the WWF champion and Roddy Piper claims to be the baddest apple on the the street. Well boys, meet the REAL WORLD CHAMPION! That's right. It's RIC FLAIR!

While you were in Hollywood making movies, Thunderlips, I was winning world titles. I bled and I sweat and I paid the price to call myself the REAL WORLD CHAMPION. Big Man! I'm calling you out and I'm telling you this: Until you beat Ric Flair, you're just second fiddle. Woooo!

You see that little girl in the front row with those eyes so big and those lips so moist? She's thinking to herself right now as something's going through her, "Oh my God! NATURE BOY! WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS!"

Anark

Had an old school friend who told me (couple of years after we left school) that one of our old classmates had died. We got a bit teary and raised a drink to him and I often thought about him for years afterwards.

Years afterwards until I saw him waiting at a fucking train station one day.

My other mate had just made it up and ran with it after I believed him.

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MrBadExample

Yeah, I know I do. Too bad you don't know you do.

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So this is the WWF. Where Hulk Hogan claims to be the WWF champion and Roddy Piper claims to be the baddest apple on the the street. Well boys, meet the REAL WORLD CHAMPION! That's right. It's RIC FLAIR!

While you were in Hollywood making movies, Thunderlips, I was winning world titles. I bled and I sweat and I paid the price to call myself the REAL WORLD CHAMPION. Big Man! I'm calling you out and I'm telling you this: Until you beat Ric Flair, you're just second fiddle. Woooo!

You see that little girl in the front row with those eyes so big and those lips so moist? She's thinking to herself right now as something's going through her, "Oh my God! NATURE BOY! WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS!"

THE TEACHER

Oh I know I do, but do you really know you do. Because I doubt you do.

Do

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