Dwayne, you fucking horrible champion.
Look what your bitch ass as champ did to the championship belt.
Because of you, we got a new belt that they bought at fucking Target and used Stephanie's old BeDazzler to decorate it.
What a boring piece of shit belt for a boring piece of shit champion.
This new, ugly belt belongs in the back corner of the toy section, next to this fucking pathetic belt.
This is a REAL belt.
Lots of gold, powerful designs, prestiges, not something you pay $20 for.
Dwayne, you can suck a whole bunch of fat cocks right now, you son of a bitch. That belt looks like shit, just like your title reign.