once upon a time in the projects, there was a boy who couldn't figure out how to use his computer:
so he blamed everyone else for his illiteracy and grammar problems:
Okay, I was typing a good fucking thread that took all fucking day to fucking type and when I am almost done IT IS ALL FUCKING ERASED!!! And I would like to know what the fuck happened!!! oh, and by the way this is the second fucking time I wrote this but was fucking erase!! Thank you. It also was not my computer that erased my thread. I think it was one of those fucking moderatores!! Those jealous fucking pricks just don't want me to get any fucking rep because of the good fucking thread I was making!!!!!!!!!!
until one day the douchebucket figured out how to add an avatar to his account:
Okay, some douch bucket sent me a private message saying, I should get rid of my avatar. What the Fuck is wrong with it? Is her ASS offending you? Are you gay? Because the isn't jack shit wrong with my avatar. If you dont like her ASS don't look pussy.
Anyone else have a problem with my avatar?
he chose that avatar because he has nothing against fat chicks, hell he used to date one:
Okay, I used to go to East St. Louis Senior High it was some very beutiful girls there( I do not talk to fast ass girls) and I was just moving to the 11th grade. Now the girls I knew liked me(I can tell) and I liked them, so I was going to ask one of them out, but surprise surprise I was transferred to A NEW shcool which I was pissed at my mom about. Now I'm at a new school, dont know anyone, but one girl already likes me, well not one but 2. Here's the problem both of them are hidious and nothing against them, but very very, discustingly obeast. So I need help I want to let these chicks off easy without being an asshole.
P.S I have nothing against fat chicks, hell I use to date a fat chick but she was very cute and these girls are fucking doodooheads, Dont nothing look good on them and they heads look like shit!
finally everything was turning around for freakyzo. he figured out how to upload an image onto his profile. the next day in his computer class they were going to learn how to save a document in microsoft word, but someone called in a bomb threat that totally scared his gangster ass from the mean streets of st louis:
Well, today my school got a bomb threat spray painted on the ground saying that they will blow up The school Thursday and that everyone will die. It's been going through my head all day! Either it's ovious that some punk put that on the ground so that there wouldn't be any school today or it really was a threat ,I mean it's some crazy people in this world and I'm kinda of worried about going to school tomorrow, no terrified about school tomorrow! Am I over reacting or should I trust my senses and stay home and skip school! Oh, and since this is a rant- Why do those fuckheads have to kill everyone!? If you want to kill something stay home and kill some fucking bugs all day or cut yourself or blow up your own fucking house you fucking psycho!!
finally school resumed and freakyzo was going to become the first man in his family too graduate high school, but his education was cut short when he caught HIV in the school bathroom:
Alright, so It was lunch period and i was done with my lunch and ready to release my piss, but could't go in the cafe. restroom because some kids were smoking squares and I can't stand those cancer stinks, so i went to the bathroom in the hallway and took a very relaxing piss. After I was done, I brushed my hair looking in the mirror and I saw a dude looking over the stall door, so I paused for a min and i heard the dude talking TO ANOTHER DUDE!!!! so I pretended to leave the bathroom when I heard it(SMACK!!!). I was like these *****s is some straight fags. kissing and shit. I may be over reacting but I never seen secret teenage male love. i really hope that they wasn't looking at my ass as I left.
Also, the bullshit that's happining in LO is fucked up even worse man I swear white sotherners can be so ignorent, Those racist fags!!!!!!
so he decided to drop the fuck out:
I'm just sick and tired of school, well the school I am in now. This fucking school just overdoes it with the work they give out! Each class have a fucking projects and essays(ms) everyday and the classes are so boring I can barely stay awake which wasn't a problem at my old high school because the teachers did not give out fucking projects everyday and the classes were actually fun! I just don't know man, I really wanted to graduate, I just can't do it anymore!
P.S I am in the 11th grade.
to cope with the pain in his life of being a high school dropout with HIV, freakyzo picked up marijuana. he got it for medical purposes due to his HIV:
Smoking weed that is. Almost everyone I know smokes weed, my friends and family. My friends are cool they know I don't smoke so they ask me do I want to every now and then with out pressuring me, but my family, just a bunch of hypocrites. How can you tell me not to smoke when you smoke yourself.
There is also the fact that weed isn't worse than those cancer sticks, cigarettes. So why can't weed(that isn't known for killing) legally, but we can get cancer sticks(That has killed millions of people) legally!
he had a huge amount of aggression pent up in his life. he began writing poetry under the moniker freaky angelou. he used a metaphor for computer viruses to write an award winning def poetry jam free verse about his HIV:
I won't take long! I'm refering to the fucking losers who sits on their ass all day long doing shit else, but put fucking viruses on the internet! Why do you do it? Do you get some type of weird satisfaction out of doing it? Do you find it Strangely funny?! Or are you just some asshole with no fucking friends, pussy, or life! Please tell me why you do it! Maybe I can help you get over the fact that you were raped as a child!
Seriously, GET SOME FUCKING HELP, SOME FUCKING FRIENDS, SOME FUCKING SEX, ANYTHING! Let me watch my porn in peace! And by "you" I'm not targeting anyone here in general unless your one of them!
after his short lived poetry career freakyzo realized we only have one life to live and we shouldn't dwell on the past. instead we should look to the future:
Please STOP BITCHIN!!! You idiots are making the rants section boring and unimaginative! Huh, i miss the good old days and all the posters now are idiots and blah blah blah more bitching blah blah. It's fucking pathetic!!! If you miss all the old posters why don't you guys call each other meet up somewere and have a giant gangbang or sumthin!! THIS FORUM DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU OLD HEADS ANY MORE!!!
however big freaky couldn't escape his past as his HIV transformed into AIDs. having been humbled, he apologized to god for his previous transgressions in life:
A couple of weeks ago, I made a thread claiming that posters from 2001-2006 need to GTFO!
I would like like to deeply apologize for that as I have come to a conclusion that, minus a couple of posters (including myself
), the majority of 2007-2010 posters are a bunch of fucking retards!
They have no thought provoking post or threads,
They add nothing to the discussion except for (This^^)
And they have poor typing skills, I swear I think a bunch of fucking monkeys are on this forum sometimes!
god didn't reply and as zo's disease worsened, he became more irritable:
I'm talking about hardyboyzunited!
This fucking retard has made 5 threads and they've all been closed, but he is not banned
Why should I care? He's either a troll or kid or a actual Hardy mark, but he really manages to piss me off with his threads.
I have never wanted to break someone's fucking fingers so bad
So whoever runs the WWE section can you a question? Why is that fucker still here
zo's faith would continue to be tested as the year went on. realizing no woman would touch his AIDs infested dick, zo turned to eating pussy. once again god reach backed and pimp slapped zo though:
God why? Why must you do this to me?
I guess it's my fault! I should've listened! They told me it was bad! But my curiosity got the best of me! Fuck you curiosity!
Fuck you right in the ass!!! I will never eat a fucking waffle again!!!
A BLUE FUCKING WAFFLE!!!
Women be smart, play your part, keep your p***y clean!
P.S Why in the hell did they call it that!!? God!!
still god didn't let up on zo. now on top of a disease eating away at his body, he was forced to face the harsh ignorance of the white man:
Now I don't know alot of white people, but the few that I do know are excellent people. They don't try to act or talk black when they see me or they don't try to make sure they don't say the wrong thing and think I'm going to kick their ass or something. Their are just themselves like anyone should be with other races which comes to my point......
I didn't think people still call someone a n****r for just walking down the street. i thought we evolved from stupid ignorant shit like this! I mean I'm not naive I know racism still exist but I didn't think anyone had the balls to call someone a n****r but then again they were driving and they didn't say it to my face!
I just don't understand people at all! There was no point in calling me that and ruining well almost ruining my otherwise good day! Well at least they felt good about themselves which is all that matters right?
when zo asked god why he ruined his sex life and forced him to face racism from white chicks on the harsh streets of St. Louis, god replied:
Go jack-off to porno or get some pussy, seriously. Those chicks aren't even that hot.
as zo's disease continued to eat away at his body he lost his girth. this made him extremely jealous of the asian men from pallet town:
You no what I can't stand.....
All the lames in the rants section trying to make a name for themselves.
The posters that only think they can be cool if they post in this section and make long, stupid ass rants that lead absolutely nowhere, but to a fucking Gary Oak comment.
Seriously if you want friends
go make some, although if you behave the way you act on here, I don't think anyone would really want to be around you!
Speaking of Gary Oak, it's not funny and people who use that shit endlessly comes off as complete "tools"
And this thread, IF you think it is about you then it is
finally zo's disease reached a breaking point. not even a fat woman would let him touch her. that's right the fat women he used to have no problem with. remember he dated one?:
Fat bitches talk too damn much!
Just because you'll never get a decent dick don't mean cock block your skinnier hotter friend
Just because you're a fat ass doesn't mean you have to get all the attention, being all loud an shit no one cares! Shut your fat fucking mouth!
Oh, that's right you can't because if you could you wouldn't be so fat and depressed!
I'm having a private convo with my friend, fat bitch, mind your own damn business!
Nooooo, I'm a fat bitch so I have shout out loud what your saying to the whole fucking class even though what you shouted out was completely wrong!
Go to the gym, so you won't be a bitch to everyone cause your so fat
Or go eat something and STFU
with his sex life in the gutter due to his disease and the fact that not even FAT WHITE WOMEN who love that BBC wanted to touch him, FreakyZo turned to the homosexuality that he once despised. hell AIDs is a known risk in the gay community right? he began watching men roll around in their underwear hoping to learn a thing or two, but quickly grew fed up with all the talking and lack of penetration:
I've been seeing lately, a lot of fans say that they can care less if (any wrestler) is a good wrestler. They only care about mic skills?! Wtf! Wrestling doesn't matter?! Tell that to Austin or Taker, no doubt they would want to kick ass for being a disrespectful mark!
It's just more proof that Vince can feed his fans his shit and they will ask for seconds.
And another thing, I swear this shit didn't start on this forum until Pyro became more vocal about it, just sayin......that you all are a bunch of followers
this lack of HGA made him FURIOUS:
Fuck that shit! I'm furious, grow the fuck up! Only little bitchy girls say that shit not grown ass men. This goes for any man that likes to say that shit to another!
I know I shouldn't let people get to me, but fuck....
Get the fuck outta here pussy
he quickly grew interested in the sex lives of others as his officially ended:
Pick one you fucking losers.....you know it's the truth
all he had left in his life was the weed he picked up after high school:
Weed is one of God's gifts to man and there used to be a thread on it. Anybody know were I can find it.
as he lay on his death bed awaiting the inevitable, FreakyZo tried to get himself a prostitute. but word had traveled fast on the streets because that's how black people be living. the word had spread around town that zo had THE BUG. so he couldn't get a bitch. this left zo alone in his room asking questions to god. why is jadakiss as hard as it gets? why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt? why me god? how come magic got HIV for ten years and ain't passed away? why the hoes don't want my dick no mo?:
It seems like it's a trend now that a lot a females are either bi or full on homo. It's getting pretty ridiculous. We men let you women get away with this too much. We need you to procreate and rub our feet after bringing home the bacon or in a real mans case the whole fucking swine. Also blowjobs and taint licking. Also cooking.
Are we being too manly now? I mean, c'mon baby, it's our job to protect you....from driving. But seriously you females are just going crazy over this Nicki Minaj phase whom I blame for this atrocity. You know you ain't gay girl! Women know they can't survive without penetration and toys just don't cut it. You need that warm, throbbing, BBC to satisfy you. You know you want it on your chest. Sorry if I'm a little graphic ladies, I'm just saying. I want to add I'm talking mostly about the women in my age group 18-25.
I love women and I don't know what your loser boyfriends are doing to you that makes you want pussy other than the fact that dick is gross and vagina is gorgeous, but those assholes don't deserve you! There are good men out there waiting for you, but you have to look for them and not give up us males. Like I said we need you to bear our children and make us feel good.
finally the moment of truth came for freakyzo. his heart stopped and he had one last hallucination, as he slipped into the after life, about a fat white chick whom he wanted to wrestle with:
I love to get head, but this chick said I have to lick her bootyhole and coochie and I'm just not down with that....
Now look head is GOAT. But women want to feel that pleasure also and their clit has 10x more sensitivity than our dickheads but as a man I can't subject myself to it. And wuss up with this new fascination with dues eating these chicks ass out? If you are doing that for any girl then you are HER slut, when it should always be the other way around. You feel me my .....s!
Besides what man wants to stick their god given tongue, down a stank hole .....
By the way I would only do that for a women if her name was Megan GoOdDess
finally zo would be with god. the man who had made him suffer and pay for his sins in his short life on earth. zo opened his eyes finally having reached heaven where he could get as much head from white hoes and big booty dark avatar hoes without having to reciprocate. he opened his eyes to see if heaven looked like the hip hop music video and was surprised to see the harsh reality:
and there you have it folks. how freakyzo be livin, well lived.....