This and other sports are for pussies. Everybody should bow down to my country, the world champion of the greatest game in the world Hrkljuš.
Just in case you never heard of this fantastic game, the game consists of 5-10 players who form a circle. The ball goes round in circle until the leader screams HRKLJUŠ. The player who got the ball in this moment is the winner while the other guys must punish themselves in shame because they lost. I was once even local champion with an undefeated streak of 17 games
(the game starts @1:25, the game is decided @2:40)
The truth and evidence that is one of the rare people who know how this business works even years after this interview