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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Dunfermline, Scotland
Re: Kofi and Swagger: Which of these wrestlers has less worth?
Swagger, by far. The dude has got to be the absolute worst jobber I've ever seen. All he has to do, ALL HE EVER HAD TO DO, was get his ass beat for two or three minutes, and then go home.
But nooooooooo, this motherfucker wants to work in all of his moveset into his jobs, and ends up stumbling around everywhere, making the whole simplistic job a mess. The dude was the worst wrestler of last year, and he wasn't even around for half the year.
There was a segment on Raw either last year, or the year before, where he was scheduled to fight Cena. The match didn't even start, he was thrown out, unable to work in any offence, beaten to death, and then AA'd through the table. And then Cena cut a promo in-ring on something unrelated to what just happened.
This whole process literally took 5 minutes.
And it was the greatest moment of Cena's career. I couldn't stop smiling for hours at that.