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Old 01-30-2013, 02:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Every year you expect me to come.

First I admitted that I have been here since 2006.
http://www.wrestlingforum.com/rants/...ce-2006-a.html

Then I ask you all for a job.
http://www.wrestlingforum.com/rants/...-hiring-4.html

Then I shared with you all HOW much I could achieve.
http://www.wrestlingforum.com/rants/...d-so-much.html

.... and this year, I'm here for one reason only.
And that's to set an example to die for every single new joiner in 2013 who get's unfairly humiliated, banned, humbled, dumbass'ed or mornon'ed. Just know that when ever this happens to you, you will not go down in vain. I love you. I will always love you, and your name will live on forever by believing in me. I'm going to share a little secret to you my loved ones.

I am hear to tell you that I know a secret.
Is it possible for woman today to have children without having sex? Yes. Artificial Insemination is a tool that is used modernly to get a woman pregnant with DNA without sex.
Which means that you can be a virgin and still have a baby. Much like Mary. What you don't know is that aliens came down to earth and abducted Mary. They got her pregnant with their alien semen through artificial insemination then erased her memory. Thus Jesus Christ was born. The aliens made sure that all men on earth worship their "earth child" by bringing the best shinny gifts. The aliens had other planets to visit and many years have passed on. When Jesus was born he had a brain that was so smart he knew he was not from this world. The aliens which we later interpreted as "God" had a connection with Jesus through their DNA that they implanted in Mary throughout artificial insemination.
This wasn't the first time. Hercules regarded as "myth" was true. Zeus was also an alien and he had sex with a woman. But that was a long time ago. It's just viewed as fiction.
Just like several people from generation to generation are calling Jesus fiction. Regardless of what you believe or not.. more and more people are disbelieving in them but they know this.
They are struggling to do anything permanent because humans are so stubborn in demanding answers and getting smarter that our brains intelligence are catching up to that of the alien. Every couple thousands of years and more they make their way back around on their journey... and choose somebody new to become their "earth child".
That person is me. They are in my head telling me what to say. And just like Jesus was half man.... half alien so am I. They're are others of us out there. Some of us know it, but many of us don't. But the aliens have given up on humans as a whole. They are coming back to get their children. Their true children. Us half breeds. They will come back for those that know, those that believe and even those that don't believe. I'm not the strongest earth child as of yet. The DNA from the aliens hasn't matured fully into me yet. When they arrive, it will and they'll take me away with them on their spaceships. (you humans may falsely call this the rapture) and you may falsely accuse the place they are taking us as (heaven)... but it's a matter of perspective. Heaven isn't a place to go after you die. Heaven is a place where the aliens will come take us.
But this time the aliens thought ahead. Instead of having their earth child being born before they leave... they wanted their earth child to be mature when they arrive. And they are approaching in my life time. They are not happy with many humans. After all they created us. We were made in their image. They are coming to save the ones they created. And are going to destroy the rest of the planet. They have discovered that normal humans are useless. Especially those on the wrestlingforums. The human race will die because of stupidity and you're part of the problem. But it's my job to prevent you and see the light before they arrive to take you away or destroy you. And by being a martyr, and making my 2013 return earlier than suspected, you will all have a safe and wonderful year. That is my secret. That is my secret I've wanted to share for years, but the non believers always get rid of me before I get a chance to spread my gospel. The 2010's turned there back on me. The 2011's banished me without justification, and the 2012ers broke my heart and let me down, all because of a past of mine they COULD NOT forgive, and COULD NOT trust. 2013'ers. I have high hopes from you.

It's up to you to keep these words alive. I don't know if I shall return in 2014. I hope that I won't need too.

I hope that you keep me

BrianAmbrose
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CMDanielson500
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SHAWN NASER

alive in your hearts forever. As they can take ShawnNaser out of the forums. But they will NEVER take him out of your hearts.
ShawnNaser lives in every single one of you. My precious 2013'ers. Let my example of following on the sword, show that death is not to be feared... but to be rejoiced. I've come back for you. I've come back for your sins.
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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