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01-29-2013, 11:41 AM
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ugh
Join Date: Jun 2008
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That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
Let's just talk about it, alright? Stuff happens there. Outrageous stuff.
You can: bury the site itself and its sickeningly offensive privacy policy. Post pictures of Jurk Zuckerlake's smug face. Wish horrible death on people who like their own status. Share your stupid friends' stupid shit that needs to go public. It's all good here.
I first joined Facebook in 2009 as a try-hard teenager, and nowadays whenever I recall any status updates written in that time period, I get really angry. Sometimes I'll create a mental image of myself kicking the shit out of my then-self. I deactivated and deleted my account in late 2011 because of my general angst at the time. I told myself and everybody how I "just got pissed at it and people's dependancy on it". Well, I did. This lead to a social deprivation in the real world. COMEDY HUH.
Last August I moved to a different town for school (so far my most life-altering and best decision ever made) and decided to make the comeback. Mostly because my new classmates had a group and all the need-to-know was there. And they pressured me. Since then I've rediscovered the convenience of Facebook. In many ways it's still kinda rubbish, but the best way of keeping up with my many interests. Then there's the chatting and stalking of the female sex I also enjoy. I'm also a giant hypocrite of a person and it applies to my use of Facebook.
So that's my story and nobody cares.
tl;dr - you don't have real friends. Like this if you're a turd.
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01-29-2013, 11:49 AM
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WHY ALWAYS ME?
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
wanna be facey friends?
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01-29-2013, 11:52 AM
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R.I.P. PAUL BEARER
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
Unliked.
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01-29-2013, 11:56 AM
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Fired by SCOTT STEINER
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
*insert brooding philosophical quote*
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01-29-2013, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
O/P, it sounds like you take Facebook way too seriously.
I use t for friends and family and for people I meet travelling.
I have ZERO friends I've not met in real life.
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01-29-2013, 11:58 AM
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Yelled at by SCOTT STEINER
Join Date: Oct 2011
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
Facebook it self is a good social media site, it's just the idiots that use facebook that ruin it
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01-29-2013, 12:01 PM
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ugh
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
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Originally Posted by Cloverleaf
O/P, it sounds like you take Facebook way too seriously.
I use t for friends and family and for people I meet travelling.
I have ZERO friends I've not met in real life.
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Or how about irony?
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smarks like to suckle from the diseased milk of Ric Flair's sagging tits
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01-29-2013, 12:32 PM
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There are many copies... and they have a plan.
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
My dad died a few weeks ago and since then I have gotten over 150 friend requests from people I have never met but who apparently knew him and decided that this was appropriate behavior.
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01-29-2013, 01:39 PM
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"Losers Always Whine About Their Best. Winners Go Home And Fu*k The Prom Queen".
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
This is the kind of fuckery that makes me have no hope for humanity
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01-29-2013, 01:40 PM
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DIRK
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
I just like the OP's avatar.
I can barely stand FB anymore. I avoid the News Feed like the plague.
That being said, it's useful for communicating w/friends who have moved away or creating events, but I mean doesn't email/texting work just the same?
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