Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
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Originally Posted by GOD of CUNT
I still don't have a Facebook. I'll text a motherfucker. I'm okay with the fact I'm stuck in 1999 (people would text in '99, right? I did that in '99, right? I feel like such a senile old fucking bastard).
Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
I remember buying some sprint flip phone in 98 with a bounced check. It was buy one get one free. Gave the other one to my roommate. We never paid for either one. Hers got shut off fairly quickly because one night when she went to bed our friend Rachel and I got fucked up and called phone sex on it and got into a long ass fight with the bitch at 1-900-HOT-TWAT because she kept hanging up on us and we ended up running her bill up super high. Mine stayed activated for like two months but somehow we ran the minutes out when we were on acid one night. No one remembers it but the last number dialed was 187.
Anyways, didn't get another cell phone until 2003.
Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
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Originally Posted by SrsLii
Nah, in '99 we still had pagers.
I didn't fuck with pagers until 2009.
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Originally Posted by BULLY
One of the greatest mobile phones of all time was released in 1999
The nokia 3210
Oh man, I had one of those fuckers. Then the 3310. There was a 3310, right? Smaller version of the 3210 with Snake 2 on it. That happened, right?
Either way, I was texting in 1999. I'm glad my original estimation was on the money. You have to appreciate the little things in life like that, you know?
Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
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Originally Posted by Tarfu
I hear ya, somewhat. Either they get it (probably not) or misinterpret it completely and likely think of me as an idiot or just an asshole.
I kinda do it purposely, though. Like, no one on my facebook watches wrestling. Well some do, but if they do, they certainly don't watch Kiyoshi Tamura. That doesn't stop me from posting "Kiyoshi Tamura is your fucking daddy". I write shit purposely that no one on there will possibly understand without searching it up. I don't look for responses and just post stuff for the hell of it. I'm not totally sure why I do it, but I'd like to think it's better than posting a photo of the fucking cheerios you're eating for breakfast and showing it to everyone.
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Re: That Facebook Thread (No, I don't want to be your fucking friend)
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Originally Posted by BULLY
One of the greatest mobile phones of all time was released in 1999
The nokia 3210
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This thing is built stronger than the Terminator, it can drop out of a plane, having 20 cars run over it and Triple H smashing it with his sledgehammer and it will still work
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