Re: Froot: Lovable Character or Defecating Home Invader?
From reading that Pokemon thread, I envision my perfect monster thing to be called Colctraine. It's basically a packet of what looks like brown sugar, but is actually 65% cocaine, 35% coffee powder in order to fool customs. It also plays the saxophone.
IDK what moves it knows. Suicide Bomb or Anthrax in an Envelope or some such horse shit. That'll do.