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**Seabs** · 01-25-2013, 12:37 PM

Dunk, obsessions aren't healthy.

**GOD of CUNT** · 01-25-2013, 12:49 PM

What is this obsession with Hayley Williams? Is it a meme? I genuinely do not understand it. I'll aimlessly fling my stick down all sorts of tunnels. I've done things that most people could never come back from. But the Hayley WIlliams thing just bewilders me. It confuses my prick (and not in the way some of those 'Tits by Disney' minks do). I just...I have no words.

**Jupe Skywalker** · 01-25-2013, 12:50 PM

Andy

feel the same way. but i love Lady Sovereign so i've no room to comment.

**Seabs** · 01-25-2013, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GOD of CUNT

What is this obsession with Hayley Williams? Is it a meme? I genuinely do not understand it. I'll aimlessly fling my stick down all sorts of tunnels. I've done things that most people could never come back from. But the Hayley WIlliams thing just bewilders me. It confuses my prick (and not in the way some of those 'Tits by Disney' minks do). I just...I have no words.

Her left arm is amputated.

**GOD of CUNT** · 01-25-2013, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Not-Jupes

Andy

feel the same way. but i love Lady Sovereign so i've no room to comment.

I remember there was a Lady Sovereign song that I kind of dug about 6 years ago. I don't remember why I liked it. Probably one of those "I think I hate this, but there's something about it that makes me want to listen to it" things. It was that kind of "like."

She has ridiculous hair and I kind of want to hide in my car until she's walking by so I can open the door real hard and possibly bruise her pelvis. But I'd probably hate fuck her until her eyes rolled all the way around in her head.

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Her left arm is amputated.

Oh... I see. Well now. I see. That's...something.

Something indeed.

This changes everything.

**Jupe Skywalker** · 01-25-2013, 01:08 PM

she was out at a club i was going to go once (w/out the knowledge she would be there) but me and my mate bailed going last minute and so i never met her. destiny doesn't want me to meet her sadly.

**ROUSEY** · 01-25-2013, 01:15 PM

EDIT: turns out you meant LS. Fuck that!

I remember The Road Dogg and Rhyno were in a bar in Liverpool last year. People started to say it was a prank because they knew a few of us were in to wrestling so we swerved it, turned out they actually were there and everybody got pictures with them.

Friday 27th May - WWE 'Legends of Wrestling' special club night event.

With appearences from wrestling icons;

'Big Sexy' Kevin Nash,
'The New Age Outlaws' Road Dogg & Billy Gunn,
'The War Machine' Rhino

I was GUTTED when I missed that.

**GOD of CUNT** · 01-25-2013, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Not-Jupes

she was out at a club i was going to go once (w/out the knowledge she would be there) but me and my mate bailed going last minute and so i never met her. destiny doesn't want me to meet her sadly.

That sounds like the time a girl I was sweet on in high school tried to call me to see if I was going to some shithole club. Some English woman (or some such idiotic shit. It was about 8 years ago and I don't remember things so well these days) answered the phone and so the girl assumed I was taking the piss and never went to the club. I wound up at the club. She wasn't there. I looked for her. I looked for her long time. I was crushed. Crushed long time.

I never did have relations with that girl. I still think about her even to this day. Sometimes I wonder how it might've turned out if the English woman (or whatever the fuck it was) never answered the phone.

Destiny. That's what did it.

Stupid cunt dialled the wrong fucking number, btw.

**A$AP** · 01-25-2013, 01:24 PM

If you don't understand now, you never will.