Lol fuck out of here with that. My topic was offensive and shit...this the fucking rants section, it's a bulshit section to talk about bullshit, you not supposed to take shit seriously in here faggot lol
After being absent pretty much this entire threads existence, the conquering hero returns to take back control and put things back into perspective!!!
Re: Why are chicks getting tired of dicks? Well real ones anyway...
The rant would have been ten times better if it went through Gizoogle.
It seems like itz a trend now dat a shitload a gangbangin' dem hoes is either bi and full on homo. It aint nuthin but gettin pretty ridiculous. Our thugged-out asses pimps let you dem hoes git away wit dis too much. Our thugged-out asses need you ta procreate n' rub our feet afta brangin home tha bacon and up in a real mans case tha whole fuckin swine fo' realz. Also blowthangs n' taint lickin fo' realz. Also cooking.
Is our crazy asses bein too manly now biatch? I mean, c'mon baby, itz our thang ta protect yo thugged-out ass....from rollin. But seriously you dem hoes is just goin crazy over dis Nicki Minaj phase whom I blame fo' dis atrocity. Yo ass know you ain't gay girl! Booty know they can't survive without penetration n' toys just don't cut dat shit. Yo ass need dat warm, throbbing, BBC ta satisfy yo thugged-out ass. Yo ass know you want it on yo' chest. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sorry if I be a lil graphic ladies, I be just saying. I wanna add I be rappin' mostly bout tha dem hoes up in mah age crew 18-25.
I gots a straight-up boner fo' dem hoes n' I don't give a fuck what tha fuck yo' loser pimps is bustin ta you dat makes you want pussaaaaay other than tha fact dat dick is gross n' vajazzle is gorgeous yo, but em assholez don't deserve you, nahmean biiiiatch biatch? There is phat pimps up there waitin fo' you yo, but you have ta look fo' em n' not give up our asses males. Like I holla'd our crazy asses need you ta bear our lil pimps n' make our asses feel phat.
Wait a goddamn minute! When the fuck did Jack Swagger come back? Is he back to jobber status already?
Bro, you don't watch SD? :swagger
Nah, he got his first on screen win in God knows how long.
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