Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: On the Rocks with a Bitch and a Bottle
Re: Why are chicks getting tired of dicks? Well real ones anyway...
Cody has something wrong with him.
I don't know, maybe it's just because I'm old (though not quite as old as McQueen or vivalabrave, don't be silly), but the crushing on that Chloe Moretz girl seems even more strange to me than the Hayley Williams obsession (although, granted, for marginally different reasons). How old is that chick, anyway? 15? I mean, I work with a chick that's 19 and she makes my weiner feel weird, so it's not like I'm above being a scumbag, but I like to think I'd at least draw the line somewhere. She's 19 and I feel like I should headbutt myself in the dick any time I wind up flirting with her (it's not even on purpose, which makes it worse...or not worse..? I'm not entirely sure). But 15? That's kind of like sitting in a van with tinted windows next to a swing park and scouting a future trophy wife. Shit, I'm not even sure Wagg would go there.
I don't know. Cody isn't old as me so maybe I can't "get it" it from that perspective. I just literally cannot see the attraction with that girl. I don't think my brain is wired in a way that'd make it physically possible (although maybe when she's 19. You nah'm'saying?)