I look at my avatar, and then look at your twitter sig, and cry inside knowing that piece of garbage was spawned from a god.
I can't explain why he looks like a Romulan, but as far as why he is clearly retarded, obviously his daddy was never around when he was a kid, so clearly it's not his daddy's fault. Bo Dallas screwed Bo Dallas. Also, a Romulan screwed Bo Dallas' mom. Seriously.