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post #1331 of 9693 (permalink) Old 02-09-2013, 12:55 PM
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Did that sex tape he made ever get released? Not that i want to see a naked 60 year old ....., but when he climaxes he probably yells out Brookes name.


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post #1332 of 9693 (permalink) Old 02-09-2013, 03:01 PM
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Did that sex tape he made ever get released? Not that i want to see a naked 60 year old ....., but when he climaxes he probably yells out Brookes name.
Don't think so, not like most people would pay a whole lot to see it when you can just watch ..... screw TNA week by week ........

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post #1333 of 9693 (permalink) Old 02-09-2013, 03:05 PM
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Did that sex tape he made ever get released? Not that i want to see a naked 60 year old ....., but when he climaxes he probably yells out Brookes name.
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post #1334 of 9693 (permalink) Old 02-09-2013, 03:16 PM
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I hope the ..... movie will be entertaining like the other porn movies

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post #1335 of 9693 (permalink) Old 02-09-2013, 03:26 PM
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Did that sex tape he made ever get released? Not that i want to see a naked 60 year old ....., but when he climaxes he probably yells out Brookes name.
Not sure if the entire video has been released yet but a few minutes of it was released a while ago.


..... is fucking hung.


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post #1336 of 9693 (permalink) Old 02-09-2013, 03:32 PM
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Did that sex tape he made ever get released? Not that i want to see a naked 60 year old ....., but when he climaxes he probably yells out Brookes name.
Here's a detailed description of what has been leaked.

http://gawker.com/5948770/

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It opens with .... ..... performing oral sex on the woman as she lays on the bed. Then another man's voice can be heard from inside the room off-camera and both .... and the naked woman engage in idle chit-chat with the mystery man. Because the woman closely resembles Mrs. Clem, some have suggested that the voice of the mystery man is, in fact, Bubba the Love Sponge. If this is true, Bubba has no problem sharing his wife with his best friend.

"You guys do your thing," this man says. "I'll be in the office if you need me."

He exits swiftly and allows .... and this woman their privacy. .... and the woman engage in more chit-chat and Bubba's name is mentioned. The woman says "We just fucked earlier today." .... asks "Who? You and Bubba?" She just laughs. It doesn't matter.

.... strips down. His tan line is exposed and his hairline is vulnerable and silly without the do-rag, but there is sex to be had regardless. .... must get hard, though, and the woman is eager to make that happen. Her fellatio is successful and ....amania is about to run wild on her but then his cell phone rings. He checks it because he thinks it might be his son, Nick. The ringtone on .... .....'s phone is a song by his daughter, Brooke ....., called "About Us" featuring Paul Wall. He is a proud father.

But .... checks the caller and does not want to talk that person at all. "Fuck no," he says.

He stands on the side of the bed and the woman scoots up from the pillows and resumes giving the former WWE heavyweight champion of the universe a blowjob. It is a slow, dutiful blowjob and .... is thrusting himself into her mouth to speed up the process. This goes on for a few minutes and at one point .... examines the canopy bed curtains in a way that suggests he'd like to purchase this particular style for his own canopy bed some day. She takes a break. She spits loudly. She resumes for a few seconds, but it appears the spit has worked because .... mutters something in a growly sex voice. The woman removes him from her mouth and spins around on the bed like an excited puppy. She stands. They grope each other and stare at each other. "What did you say?" she asks, laughing and tying up her hair in a pony tail. Then they both laugh because there was a miscommunication during the sex act and they don't want to feel awkward.

"You got a rubber? I want you to climb on top of me," .... repeats, but not as sexy as it was the first time, which she didn't hear. Yes, she does have a rubber. Then we watch .... stand up and clumsily attempt to roll a condom on to his erect penis which, even if it has been ravaged by steroids and middle-age, still appears to be the size of a thermos you'd find in a child's lunchbox. .... hurls his massive body on to the canopy bed and the woman climbs on top, finally, and they begin. There is lots of squealing and moaning from her and she says stuff like, "I want to make you cum" and, "Your dick feels so good inside me"—that sort of thing. There is light spanking from .... done to show he supports her efforts and is close to orgasming.

Then, .... grunts. .... grunts more. Then .... grunts like he's doing an impression of old .... ..... grunting right before he's about to cum/come. Climax happens for both participants and they seem pleased with the results. The woman provides two tender kisses on ....'s upper chest. .... says, "Mmmk," because he's a little bemused by the situation he finds himself in on this day as we'll soon find out. Here's how .... explains his reaction to the woman he just had sex with:

"The rubber almost came off," he says.

She's not concerned. "It did what it was supposed to."

.... thought that was funny and makes her repeat it.

She does so and then peels off the rubber from his penis and carries it away. She holds the condom full of .... jiz like it's a random dirty sock she found in the dryer. .... is still coming down from his orgasm and is making quick, loud Tony Soprano wheezes.

"Oh my god," he exhales. "Can't believe I have to drive back home. Fuuuuck."

The woman giggles, climbs back into bed with him and reminds .... that this is why he should move to this neighborhood. They engage in some cuddling for a couple minutes but .... does have to go because he has to go meet his son Nick who was presumably no longer in prison during the time this was filmed. Playful banter resumes amidst the afterglow. .... gets up naked and accepts the invitation from the woman to take a shower. But then he tells the woman that he's shocked that the fucking took place at all because he'd just eaten ten minutes before he got there and "felt like a pig." He had sashimi. He smacks his large stomach and makes his way to the shower.
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His tan line is exposed and his hairline is vulnerable and silly without the do-rag, but there is sex to be had regardless. .... must get hard, though, and the woman is eager to make that happen. Her fellatio is successful and ....amania is about to run wild on her but then his cell phone rings.
I'm dying right now.

The wording is so on point.
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Apparently it's been a "rule" on here from the git-go. I think it had something to do with maybe the ages of some minority of posters being too young to see such a thing. idk. It was years ago when I got this info that it isn't allowed. Or now apparently, needs to be confirmed first.
I don't understand how you can be too young to see kissing. This is some head-explodey stuff.

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I'm dying right now.

The wording is so on point.
God. Because OF COURSE he makes her do all the work. :

It's funny, usually my husband will watch any sex tape just because why not, but even he drew the line at this one. I wonder how many people even watched it. I can't imagine there were very many people out there that were interested.
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post #1340 of 9693 (permalink) Old 02-09-2013, 04:43 PM
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That description reads like a ..... parody porno, lol. He should have ended all his sentences with '.......'.



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