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The worst experience of my life...

Today I bring you a tale of a horror. A tale of misery. A tale of a man and his lack of bacon.



It all started on a beautiful Sunday morning in December of 2012. Beautiful weather, Cricket's on and my music's blasting. I suddenly thought to myself.. "There's only one way this day can get any better. Bacon." It's simple, it's delicious, it's the greatest thing ever created.. and I don't have any! I get a little pissed off at myself, but realise there's a shop two streets away and it's lunch in the Cricket anyway. I race out of the house only to find out that the shop is out of bacon. Supa IGA my ass.



I race to the next nearest shop and buy some bacon. It's $20! I'm standing there like...



And the clerk repeats, "$20", so I angrily give her the money and leave the store even more annoyed. I start feeling happy again knowing that I'm returning home to the cricket, music and bacon. I step in that front door extremely excited.



I'd only moved into this house a few weeks ago, so I hadn't used the stove. I just chuck that bacon in a pan and put it on that stove anyway. I was too excited about eating some incredible, crispy bacon to pay attention to detail. I lie down on my couch, as relaxed as you could ever be and realise the Australians aren't playing so well now, so I'm just like.



Ten minutes later, I check on the bacon. Anger starts building inside of me when I realise it's still cold! I check the manual for the oven and stove. It says turning on the oven may provide some extra heat depending how high it's turned up. What a unique, stupid design I though, turning that oven up as fast as I could. Then I hear a goddamn knock on the door.



I listen to their crap for 5 minutes, thinking it'll do no harm, but when I get back upstairs.. THE BACON'S FUCKING BURNT. I go to try to make it again, but I'm out of oil!



What a way to ruin a perfect day. Thank you and good motherfucking night.

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear.
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.


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post #2 of 35 (permalink) Old 01-14-2013, 03:56 AM
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Re: The worst experience of my life...

Breakfast rant.

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Ulfric Stormcloak; not a racist, not a megalomaniac, not a savage, but a hero with heart & ambition.

All hail to Ulfric you are the High King
In your great honor we drink and we sing
We're the children of Skyrim and we fight all our lives
And when Sovngarde beckons everyone of us dies

We drink to our youth to the days come and gone
For the age of oppression is now nearly done

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Re: The worst experience of my life...

god awful rant.
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god awful rant.
Still better than this.. http://www.wrestlingforum.com/rants/...odles-raw.html

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Re: The worst experience of my life...

This thread is now about powerful beards.






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Your 2013 Royal Rumble winner has quite the beard, A$AP.


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Re: The worst experience of my life...

Nice contributions, gentlemen.












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The Harden beard is where it's at. He's got a squirrel up in thurr.
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