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AwSmash 01-14-2013 02:52 AM

The worst experience of my life...
 
Today I bring you a tale of a horror. A tale of misery. A tale of a man and his lack of bacon.



It all started on a beautiful Sunday morning in December of 2012. Beautiful weather, Cricket's on and my music's blasting. I suddenly thought to myself.. "There's only one way this day can get any better. Bacon." It's simple, it's delicious, it's the greatest thing ever created.. and I don't have any! I get a little pissed off at myself, but realise there's a shop two streets away and it's lunch in the Cricket anyway. I race out of the house only to find out that the shop is out of bacon. Supa IGA my ass.



I race to the next nearest shop and buy some bacon. It's $20! I'm standing there like...



And the clerk repeats, "$20", so I angrily give her the money and leave the store even more annoyed. I start feeling happy again knowing that I'm returning home to the cricket, music and bacon. I step in that front door extremely excited.



I'd only moved into this house a few weeks ago, so I hadn't used the stove. I just chuck that bacon in a pan and put it on that stove anyway. I was too excited about eating some incredible, crispy bacon to pay attention to detail. I lie down on my couch, as relaxed as you could ever be and realise the Australians aren't playing so well now, so I'm just like.



Ten minutes later, I check on the bacon. Anger starts building inside of me when I realise it's still cold! I check the manual for the oven and stove. It says turning on the oven may provide some extra heat depending how high it's turned up. What a unique, stupid design I though, turning that oven up as fast as I could. Then I hear a goddamn knock on the door.



I listen to their crap for 5 minutes, thinking it'll do no harm, but when I get back upstairs.. THE BACON'S FUCKING BURNT. I go to try to make it again, but I'm out of oil!



What a way to ruin a perfect day. Thank you and good motherfucking night.

Gandhi 01-14-2013 02:56 AM

Re: The worst experience of my life...
 
Breakfast rant.

Chi Town Punk 01-14-2013 03:15 AM

Re: The worst experience of my life...
 
god awful rant.

AwSmash 01-14-2013 03:20 AM

Re: The worst experience of my life...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk's #1 Fan (Post 12597721)
god awful rant.

Still better than this.. http://www.wrestlingforum.com/rants/...odles-raw.html

A$AP 01-14-2013 03:25 AM

Re: The worst experience of my life...
 
This thread is now about powerful beards.


AwSmash 01-14-2013 03:36 AM

Re: The worst experience of my life...
 
Your 2013 Royal Rumble winner has quite the beard, A$AP.


Chi Town Punk 01-14-2013 03:41 AM

Re: The worst experience of my life...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by A$AP (Post 12597809)
This thread is now about powerful beards.




A$AP 01-14-2013 03:50 AM

Re: The worst experience of my life...
 
Nice contributions, gentlemen.








GOD of CUNT 01-14-2013 04:02 AM

Re: The worst experience of my life...
 
The Harden beard is where it's at. He's got a squirrel up in thurr.

Wig Splitter 01-14-2013 04:28 AM

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