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SonoShion · 01-13-2013, 08:21 AM

Okay, here's what happened.
I was browsing browsing through Facebook this morning. Benign, boring, you know, the facebookly routine.

UNTIL I've seen Micheal's post(Mark out man of whatever he's called) about going to RAW on monday.
All good and well until the last comment of this status jumped into my eyes.

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Originally Posted by Kelly Kelly fan

I hope you are all preparing yourselves

A blonde chick named AMY LOWE that seemed suspicious familiar. Yes I did it, I CLICKED and like she'd say:

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Originally Posted by Kelly Kelly fan

omg i marked the fuck out!!!1

There's is no fucking way it was her my mind said, so before skipping through DEM PICTURES I got myself pumped by checking DEM LIKES, DAT LOCATION and this right here:

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salford college worsley campus
salford college worsley campus
Hair and Beauty, Intermediate and advanced secretarial course · Salfords

I couldn't control myself and I had to jump to her photo album which was luckily enough public.

So here we go: Artwork#1

I don't know about you guys but my imaginative mind tells me that this creature right here looks like Mozart (GOAT) after a fight in DA OCTAGON.

She's not impressed thou.

Artwork#2

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Originally Posted by Kelly Kelly fan

Big E Langston should just go back to John Cena's gym and stay there

Seems like she's familiar with Cena's gym. DEM ARMS. Amy, Boo, I'm pretty sure you'd rip half of this forum if not more in arm wrestling.

Artwork #3

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After Kelly Kelly left the WWE and got screwed by the whole roster, word is being said that she ended up in a midlife crises and got randomly hit in the face by a flamethrower while going to work. Here's a recent picture:

Wrestling Observer Newsletter

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Originally Posted by Kelly Kelly fan

I would say I have similiar looks to Kelly Kelly

Seems legit now.

Don't worry, Amy. They say everyone has its fans.

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Originally Posted by RevolverSnake

Looks pretty.

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Originally Posted by Danny 310

I'd second this

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Originally Posted by I got 2 words 4 ya

Kelly kelly fan

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Originally Posted by JoeRulz

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Originally Posted by DwayneAustin

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Originally Posted by shutupchico

kkfan is uh... not stereotypically good looking, but has a very screwable appeal.

/End Rant.

**Jupe Skywalker** · 01-13-2013, 08:26 AM

way too personal, this rant gets taken down the second a mod sees it.

Gandhi · 01-13-2013, 08:27 AM

I couldn't resist,I just couldn't.

Anark · 01-13-2013, 08:27 AM

So you're exposing her for being who she actually is?

Stop the fucking press.

**AWESOM-O** · 01-13-2013, 08:32 AM

No need to rip on her for being fugly, dude.

That's pretty Lowe.

kopitelewis · 01-13-2013, 08:33 AM

And?

On another forum I go on we exposed someone and did this: http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/...umber-1-a.html

You have found out the name of someone who already posted a picture of herself on here. Woo.

You're ripping her for being ugly when in fact, we have some tremendous photoshopping opportunities here.

**Rush** · 01-13-2013, 08:34 AM

She's posted a pic on here, everyone already knows what she looks like

**Karma101** · 01-13-2013, 08:35 AM

10/10 for stalking.

Cliffy Byro · 01-13-2013, 08:36 AM

OP is a dickhead.

**Dirtnose** · 01-13-2013, 08:39 AM

This thread won't last long.