Originally Posted by WOOLCOCK
In awe of that entire Magaluf escapade. Think my mates have tentative plans to book Ibiza for this summer. If we don't lose one person and find them face down on a beach the next day I'll call it one of the more successful holidays. Why do I get the impression most of your Spanish dialogue was improvised ramblings from an Eddie Guerrero promo? "Hola amigo me gusta meter mis dedos en usted por un túnel"
It may well have been a tattoo. I can't confirm on account of being badly drunk at a table at the time of her flashing, but she looked like the sort of girl who would probably believe you to be Australian after a few drinks. Pretty sure at one point she just went around tables insulting people until she passed out on the floor.
I did Spanish for two years. I can string a fair few sentences together. I'm far more fluent in Spanish than French, and I had to take French for six years going through school. IDK why speaking Spanish interested me the way it did. Maybe because nobody told me I had to do it, whereas French was forced upon me like the big black boabby of a rapist.
My Australian accent is great. I got sober people to believe I was Australian. Then I got hammered and tried to convince people that've known me for 20 years that I was Australian. Then I got violent when they didn't buy it. Well fuck them, I don't need anybody.
Originally Posted by CMWit
We need another callout as the thread has be derailed
Shut your cave. Thread'll go back to whatever it previously was soon enough. This is the closest I've had to a 2011 Role Model conversation since...2011. Let me have this one.