Originally Posted by Alim
Alim vs. Catalanotto
Singles Grudge Match
Backstory: For many years Catalanotto has terrorized the community of the largest pro-wrestling message board on the internet with her rude remarks, bullying of those undeserving, and terrible posts. Along came a fellow named Alim. A long time member of the website as well, one can consider Alim to be a veteran in the WF community seeing as how he has over eight-thousand posts himself over a time span of almost six years.
The two initially butted heads in the NHL thread. Cat is an avid supporter of the Detroit Red Wings and is not afraid to show it. She would go onto claim that her team is still the best, when they clearly are not and the stats were provided to prove it.
Her ignorance quickly moved to the dreaded WWE section where her unconditional love for "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is well-known. The following topic was created by an imbecile who decided to compare two completely different sports entertainers. This is where the two combatants met once again.
Alim's lone response in the thread:
This made the Piper mark angry and she decided to give Alim "some of dat red rep" for his post. Alim retaliated with his own, leaving a comment saying "take piper's dick out of your asshole".
And of course, Catalanotto, the loose cannon and constant PMSing drama queen she is, was furious. What does she do? She decides to make a rant.
Although Cat had her fair share of supporters, Alim slyly dodged all wrestling-related comments as he believed that discussing pro wrestling in the Rants section is not his cup of tea - a waste of time, if you will.
With that being said, the dust has still not settled and these two still haven't settled their differences. Let's let them blow off some steam. Let's do it big time. Where the lights are on bright and legends are made, the grandest stage of them all, RANTSAMANIA!
Let me be the voice of the voiceless. Cat has been running her mouth for far too long and it's always the same deal with her.
1. Another member makes a post that she disagrees with, especially if it's something negative about one of her favorites
2. She makes a rant
It's the same song and dance with her; her gimmick is getting dry, just like her vagina. Let me stand up for all the members of this site who have been attacked by this lunatic with her crude choice of words.
I have paid my dues and it's now my time to shine. I've been sitting on the sidelines for far too long and it's time I cement myself for what I truly am - THE most underrated, underappreciated, one of the best overall posters on this motherfucking forum.
GIVE. ME. CAT.
Faggot, get out of here, you don't even know why the rant was made.
I don't give two dicks about your rep. You can red rep me each and every single day. kobra did it before, Sickburn still does it, do you see any rants about them? OOPS, ALREADY DESTROYED YOUR ALLEGATIONS.
The rant about Piper was made because you didn't provide facts so I destroyed you with facts. The thread was already closed so I couldn't even respond to you there, dipshit. It's not really hard for people to figure that out. You basically said Piper did nothing for the company so I owned you with facts in pretty much the only place I could make a thread about it.
I have already buried your ass, no one cares about you, you're already dead.
Move along, Shirley. Your anger clearly stems from the red rep I gave you. Keep trying to mask it with LOLOL CAT'S VAGINA IS DRY!1!!1!!1!111