If by "ages" you mean little over a week ago, then okay. Even if it's been 3 years, you're still in the top 3 of those i've had the most arguments with.
All that aside, that's a really awesome Piper tribute thread
People getting up and doing the same routine day after day, not caring (or atleast not putting enough thought into) what they are doing. People that just take life as it is. Doesn't ask any questions, just lives in there own world and own bubble. I don't know if it is that they use God as an excuse (and believe me I'm not trying to turn this into any sort of religious conversation) but there are still QUESTIONS in this universe that we don't know the answers to
Society today is fucked up. Everybody is only concerned with the newest movies out, the hottest accessories, the coolest music..etc....completely engulfed in pop culture. there are no more real thinkers anymore. It seemed like for a moment humanity and society was advancing from the 1500s to 1900s but nowadays it seems like we are getting dumber.
I could not imagine growing up as a teenager now a days. (Granted, I'm 21 so I just made it out alive.) Can you imagine getting shunned because of your dislike of Justin Bieber? Not a fan of Twilight? Don't wear skinny jeans and smedium t shirts? Outcasted. Your an outcast now mutherfucker, congradulations. You go against the grain. You have no friends, but who needs friends anyways? Especially when all they are going to do is drag you down, be annoying and sing stupid pop songs.
Meanwhile the government and the devil worshipers are taking every right you have from you right before your eyes, restricting civillization and the unwashed masses into dumbing down society and doing whatever they say out of fear. Freedom will be a word not spoken in the near future. They are posioning your foods and selling them to you at outragous prices. They put lead in your toys. You think this is accident??
I'm talking about high levels of arsenic in your apple juice, I'm talking bout aspartame in your sprite. Meat glue in your steaks. You probably don't even know what the fuck I'm saying right now...
Society is brainwashed and you all need help. I suggest by enlightening yourself ASAP. A few good references (you can google them):
-The Zeitgeist (watch the WHOLE movie for maximum elightenment)
-Alex Jones, his radio shows and websites prisionplanet.com and infowars.com
-VigilantCitizen.com (reveals a plethora of subliminals in the media and pop culture that goes unnoiticed everyday by you, unwashed masses )
-MK Ultra (a covert, illegal human research experiment for "behavioral modification" (in other words, brainwashing!) Conducted by none other than the CIA in the 1950's!
A few good movies for you to watch
The Matrix
The Matrix 2
The Matrix 3
Furthuremore, the question still remains. Why are the masses so unwashed and is there any hope left for society? I would like to see peoples stances on this very subject.
The question stems from my excitement to tell everybody I know that the new rover landed on mars, and that basically everybody I told didn't give a shit and were more wrapped up in their own lives or other unimportant issues not pertaining to life itself, to actual sit back and comprehend this information, that this is a breaktrough in space technology, and is a big step forward for humanity to answer QUESTIONS. Questions we do not know the answers of, like can Mars sustain life, or has it ever once sustain life, water on mars etc..and nobody really cared for these questions to be answered, and went about their life. Like they only would care if it found an alien or something, because aliens are on TV/movies and are soooooo cool.
"Hogan, You and I are gonna talk out here tonight, Because brother, I'm pissed off. And you don't want to piss off someone wearing a thousand dollar shirt, two-thousand shoes, a five-hundred dollar gator belt, and just happens to have 2 Hall of Fame rings. You don't not want to piss off the Wrestling God, the one and only, Nature Boy, Whoo!"
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Going from "needs to be banned from the chatbox" one year to "loved by everyone with no exceptions" the next without ever changing my convictions or posting style I reckon.
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Must have been a world of evil clowns that let it happen.
But now I recognize, that you were there and so was I.
Means alot coming from you, especially since you're one of the 3 people on here i've had the most arguments with. The other two being Goham and that Cat chick which wouldn't have a good thing to say about me if I saved her from a burning house or found a cure for her mad cow disease.
You must be wrong because according to some people here I never had an argument with anyone until 1-2 weeks ago
Saying something to SVET who has 5 red bars = kewl guy
Saying something to somebody else = a troll who exposed himself as a shitty poster :ti
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John Cena attacks The Rock from behind. He goes to the stage and says this
Dwayne, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship and I earned my right because I won the MITB match, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, Dwayne. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you and your era are the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best and my era full of bland people. We are the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than we are and that’s making exciting television.
You’re as good as making exciting television as Stone Cold was. I don’t know if you’re as good as the Mr. McMahon character. He’s probably the greatest heel in history. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m burying myself! (Facepalm to the camera)
I have the best 5 moves in the world.
I’ve been the best tool, ass kisser, backstabber and cheater day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because the McMahon family saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Vince McMahon asskisser. You know who else was a Vince McMahon ass kisse? Triple H. And he is on top just like I am on top. But the biggest difference between me and Triple H is that he bangs the daughter of the boss, I bang only the girls of my friends
I’ve rided so many times on Vincent K. McMahon’s dick that it’s finally dawned on me that I’ts just that, it’s completely a joyride. The only thing that makes more fun the fact that day in and day out, for 10 years, I have proved to everybody in the world that people protect me. Vince, road agents, legends, officials, even the commentators! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little GOAT list. I’m not on the cover of your favourite PPV. I’m barely cheered. I don't get to be in a list with Hogan, Rock, Stone Cold. I’m certainly not on any of your crappy Attitude Era favourite wrestling show of all time. I’m not in the signature in a wrestlingforum. I was not in a storyline with the Corporation. I was not in a storyline with the Ministry of Darkness. But the fact of the matter is, I was in better storylines for example with Big Show or John Laurinaitis.
This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Debra’s cookies 10 year sago had a louder pop than me in my whole career makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part that the other half of the fans boos me. Because you’re the ones who act like retards in YouTube videos or wrestlingforum by defending me by insulting the children of other wrestlers or acting stupid like the fat dude at Over The Limit 2012. You’re the ones that will buy the new WWE 13 games with this great Attitude Era stars. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it at Nickelodeon. Maybe…I’ll go to Fred’s YouTube show.
(Cena looks at the camera and waves)
Hey, Pixie Lott, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to cheer the old Attitude Era stars. I’m just a chump who serves his purpose untill wrestling becames cool again. The chump is going to act like a chump until Linda retires from politics and until people have fully forgotten about the Benoit tragedy and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he made me the star of his company, and I’d like to think that people will cheer for me when I’m retired or dead. But the fact is, there still exist idiotic WWE DVD’s, doofus YouTube videos and the rest of the stupid media to remind the fans how much I suck."
(Suddenly, his mic gets cut off)
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