Walked in on My Friend
So a week or so ago I went to my friends house and when I went into his room he quickly turned his laptop away from the door and half closed it so he could reach in a mash the power button.
This was akward enough but he had a peice of paper which I can only assume has a list of porn to download which he quickly grabbed and didn't just throw it out of view under his bed he got down on his stomach and literally reached as far back as he could and slid it back. He triend to pass it off by making a few jokes about it but it was just so obvious he was busted that it just made things more akward
Yesterday I went to his house again and he was once again in his room so his mom called for him and I even gave him time by talking to his mom and sister for a minute or two before opening his door slightly ajar. He quickly slammed his computer shut and lunged at the door with his pants at his ankles. I got out of there pretty quickly and went back to talking to his family.
Around five minutes later he came out (I can only assume after finishing up) and again tried to deny what he was doing Once again trying to just pass it off with a joke. When you get caught with your pants down you may aswell not try to deny it because it just makes you look like a fool and it really just makes things really really akward.
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