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JihadJake · 01-04-2013, 12:21 PM

So a week or so ago I went to my friends house and when I went into his room he quickly turned his laptop away from the door and half closed it so he could reach in a mash the power button.

This was akward enough but he had a peice of paper which I can only assume has a list of porn to download which he quickly grabbed and didn't just throw it out of view under his bed he got down on his stomach and literally reached as far back as he could and slid it back. He triend to pass it off by making a few jokes about it but it was just so obvious he was busted that it just made things more akward

Yesterday I went to his house again and he was once again in his room so his mom called for him and I even gave him time by talking to his mom and sister for a minute or two before opening his door slightly ajar. He quickly slammed his computer shut and lunged at the door with his pants at his ankles. I got out of there pretty quickly and went back to talking to his family.

Around five minutes later he came out (I can only assume after finishing up) and again tried to deny what he was doing Once again trying to just pass it off with a joke. When you get caught with your pants down you may aswell not try to deny it because it just makes you look like a fool and it really just makes things really really akward.

**SPCDRI** · 01-04-2013, 12:22 PM

AHAAHAHAH. We've all be there, right?

Green Light · 01-04-2013, 12:22 PM

Should've asked him if he needed a hand

**THE DARK ANDRE** · 01-04-2013, 12:25 PM

Thought this was going to be about Walk_In and his attempts to chat up the forum's females. Nevermind.

just1988 · 01-04-2013, 12:27 PM

I've never caught anyone or been caught myself (there've been a few close calls though!) but while I was on tour a couple years ago, I returned home to a hilarious story of one of my housemates walking in on the other, in the act of self pleasure. Ryan, the guy who got caught denied it and now even claims he doesn't even remember it happening.

I've walked in on people shagging before, that's not too embarrassed though because the person in the act isn't usually that bothered and the person catching them usually finds it hilarious, or at least I usually do.

**A$AP** · 01-04-2013, 12:27 PM

JihadJake strikes again.

DwayneAustin · 01-04-2013, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JihadJake

So a week or so ago I went to my friends house when I knew he was having a wank, and I burst through the door into his room to catch a look.

Then I did it a few more times.

This is what I gathered from this thread.

**Haystacks Calhoun** · 01-04-2013, 12:35 PM

What a faggot.

NoGimmicksNeeded · 01-04-2013, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JihadJake

So a week or so ago I went to my friends house and when I went into his room he quickly turned his laptop away from the door and half closed it so he could reach in a mash the power button.

This was akward enough but he had a peice of paper which I can only assume has a list of porn to download which he quickly grabbed and didn't just throw it out of view under his bed he got down on his stomach and literally reached as far back as he could and slid it back. He triend to pass it off by making a few jokes about it but it was just so obvious he was busted that it just made things more akward

Yesterday I went to his house again and he was once again in his room so his mom called for him and I even gave him time by talking to his mom and sister for a minute or two before opening his door slightly ajar. He quickly slammed his computer shut and lunged at the door with his pants at his ankles. I got out of there pretty quickly and went back to talking to his family.

Around five minutes later he came out (I can only assume after finishing up) and again tried to deny what he was doing Once again trying to just pass it off with a joke. When you get caught with your pants down you may aswell not try to deny it because it just makes you look like a fool and it really just makes things really really akward.

This is probably the greatest set of words put together I've ever seen, why would anyone think that? Amazing

HitMark · 01-04-2013, 12:39 PM

His parents strict and upright?