Why was your friend embarrassed to tell you he was feeding his meat? All my friends know I masturbate and I know they jack off too.I bet your friend wasn't doing anything really,Thats what I bet.
I can do whatever, I'm white
Yeah, I can do whatever I'm white
When I'm in Detroit, I run red lights, the cops don't mind
It's alright, they say, "You can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I Can do whatever I'm white
- Rucka Rucka Ali
Rucka Rucka Ali is the greatest black man in history
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this story doesn't make much sense. if he did know you were coming over why the fuck was he wanking beforehand? And if he didn't, then why the hell are you just showing up at his house and walking into his room? I hate when people do that shit to me because usually I'm sleeping and have to be woken up.
He knew I was comming over sometime within a few hours. Its expecially odd because he sells weed so he frequently has people comming and going out of his house
It also was in the late afternoon that it happened so I figured he would be watching TV or something. Usually I would wait untill the night to start fapping away
I'm the King, I'm the King
I'm the new King of Memphis, Tennessee!
I knocked Lawler out last week and I'm gunna knock him out again!
So a week or so ago I went to my friends house and when I went into his room he quickly turned his laptop away from the door and half closed it so he could reach in a mash the power button.
This was akward enough but he had a peice of paper which I can only assume has a list of porn to download which he quickly grabbed and didn't just throw it out of view under his bed he got down on his stomach and literally reached as far back as he could and slid it back. He triend to pass it off by making a few jokes about it but it was just so obvious he was busted that it just made things more akward
Yesterday I went to his house again and he was once again in his room so his mom called for him and I even gave him time by talking to his mom and sister for a minute or two before opening his door slightly ajar. He quickly slammed his computer shut and lunged at the door with his pants at his ankles. I got out of there pretty quickly and went back to talking to his family.
Around five minutes later he came out (I can only assume after finishing up) and again tried to deny what he was doing Once again trying to just pass it off with a joke. When you get caught with your pants down you may aswell not try to deny it because it just makes you look like a fool and it really just makes things really really akward.