I was in New Zealand on holiday last week (brag) and the guy who ran this hotel we stayed at one night was a mini Malcolm Tucker. One particular scene played out that was incredible.
Mini Tucker: Oi, Uruguay. Behave with the bread.
Uraguay #1: *Holding loaf of bread looking confused*
Uraguay #2: But this is our bread - we buy from supermarket.
Mini Tucker: Just fucking behave, okay?