Read before bein a funky-ass bellend
This thread be a retrospectizzle peep mah time here. I be bout ta look over some posts, events n' thugz from yesteryear n' attempt ta big-up they glory.
It be worth mentionin dat tha majoritizzle of dis thread will only be enjoyed by a select few WARRIORS whoz ass have soldiered on over tha years. These WARRIORS have peeped nuff a legendary member come n' go, n' these WARRIORS have also peeped nuff a gangbangin' fäggot git they game ended up in devastatin fashion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. These is tha elite whoz ass make dis forum still worth tha visit. Yo ass know whoz ass yo ass is. I salute yo thugged-out ass. This is fo' yo thugged-out ass.
Da Early Years
Late 06' - 07'
Sometime up in December 2006, I signed up n' started lurkin up in tha Tell Da Truth thread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! At tha time, dis was not just any oldschool thread, dis was tha coked-up dusty backroom where all tha big-ass shits hung out. It was like rants is todizzle without tha tossers. To tha dopest of mah memory, back then activitizzle was dictated by tha postin patternz of CaliGula n' WCW, one of which would go on ta become some muthafucka I'd never git on with, n' tha other would go on ta become a legit pal o' mine. No homo on dat shit. Da other regulars was pimps like AMPLine4Life, Derek, Brye, Diesel, Headliner, Role Model, Movement, Pyro (pre-faggot years), Boss Holt n' DDMac. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some of y'all newer pimps won't recognize half of em names yo, but tha WARRIORS will. Da WARRIORS never forgot em either. 2Slick too. What a funky-ass badass yo. Homicide_187.
Herez a random page from dat thread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Look at how tha fuck much funk gangstas is having. On a gangbangin' forum. Newcomers should note dat no muthafucka gave a gangbangin' fuck bout gimmicks n' bein a cold-ass lil celeb, it was just regular gangstas rappin' shit, which is tha way it should be. Yo ass don't peep tha golden rollin smiley thrown around as much these days, n' thatz cuz most gangstas is too concerned bout causin a scene n' not bout havin a laugh up in yo' spare time. Pro tip: you become a worthwhile member all up in not bein a cold-ass lil cunt fo' realz. Apart from CaliGula, whoz ass is tha exception dat proves tha rule.
Spartanlax ripped mah crazy ass off fo' $20 on a illegal Danielson DVD sometime around here too. One dizzle I will bust a cap up in dat fuckin cunt.
Overall, mah activitizzle was generally pretty low up in there. I spent most mah time defendin MVP up in tha SD Threadz (before I realised wrestlin was a massive waste of time). I needed a way up in ta tha def group.
Banners fo' tha Stars
I suppose 2007 was when I started ta involve mah dirty ass wit tha other areaz of tha forum. I started fuckin wit Photoshop around dis time, so I was still defendin MVP up in tha Wrestlin section (before I realized wrestlin was a massive waste of time) n' spammin TTT wit shizzle like..
After dis straight-up dope piece of shit, tha TTT crew took it upon themselves ta bust mah crazy ass as they straight-up legit banner maker. Thus, I done cooked up sigs fo' these def cocksuckers, which untimely led mah crazy ass ta bein a accepted newcomer WITHOUT havin ta be a gangbangin' fäggot up in rants. Over tha next year, I done cooked up shizzle fo' WCW, CaliGula, AmpLine4Life, Diesel, Failin Satire, BIE, Bubba T, Headliner, MoveMent, Boss Holt, DDMac n' nuff mo'. Put yo muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel this!
Even tha mighty NWO Sweet wanted a piece of mah dirty ass.
It was dis initial design experience dat done cooked up mah crazy ass go onto Universitizzle ta do it, n' eventually set up as a gangbangin' freelizzle designer (http://www.behizzle.net/ijpowell
). I still be thinkin mah banner shop dat I briefly setup afta tha demise of Wrestlin Realm (soon) is tha GOAT n' as a professional, I'd like ta clarify dat Shady aint only a gangbangin' fuckin prick, he be straight also always been a terrible designer.
Pro tip: I've only done cooked up 11 threadz (now 12) up in mah 6 muthafuckin years here.
Brand Split n' Brandon
I aint entirely shizzle when dis went down yo, but I be pretty shizzle it was late 08' and early 09'. Da gist is dat WF had become stagnant, wit a shitload of tha admins all up in tha time bein pricks, a shitload of tha mo' betta thugz goin inactizzle and losin interest, n' a influx of shitty freshly smoked up thugz hit tha servers. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, Wrestlin Realm was born, done cooked up up of a shitload of tha mo' betta WF members. In theory it was pimpin, n' there was a 6 month period where dis freshly smoked up forum was amazing. Da staff was generally phat (J_Merce stopped bein a nob eventually, Aussie n' DDMac, Cali (phat mod tbh), WCW, Pyro (pre-fag days), Movement, Diesel, Aussie, Bruteshot (RIP) n' mah dirty ass), rap was phat n' our crazy asses had design n' rap battle leagues filled wit phat gangstas. Failin Satire, Role Model n' some others joined tha rankz of actizzle thugz n' everyone was aiiight.
Da problem was our crazy asses had a autistic 15 year oldschool up in charge. Enter Brandon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Deadman_15. '15'.
A retraction n' restatement time, straight-up. To tell everyone tha truth fo' me; I've been a funky-ass bad way fo' a phat few months now, menstrually, mad. Ones whoz ass know mah crazy ass personally would know dis yo, but itz been a funky-ass burden on mah crazy ass n' I have become straight-up erratic indefinizzlely over time cuz of dat shit.
If everyone don't give a fuck, they should know of tha forma administrator - J_MeRCe - forma supamoderator - CarlitosCabanaGirl. I'd like ta cook up a hood apologizzle, ta explain n' retract some faulty/pissy thangs dat was holla'd n' done all up in tha time of they be leavin dat was a majoritizzle of mah fault cuz of mah way of handlin a gangbangin' few situations between tha two badly. I won't unveal tha situations dat they were; dat would take too much time n' wouldn't be too funk ta read, nor will dis probably cuz of tha don't give a fuck bout tha one CCG has received.
Man, dis playa muthafuckin right here yo. Dude tried his hardest yo, but I've never peeped some muthafucka fuck up somethang so royally yo. Dude pissed thugz off, pimped drama where it was not needed, couldn't write ta save his fuckin life, done cooked up poems fo' hoes n' shared em up in PMs ta WCW (bad idea) n' generally done cooked up a utter twat outta his dirty ass yo. Dude straight tha reason WR died, n' tha reason I came back here n' now tha reason dis thread is bein made. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, every last muthafuckin cloud.
One of mah mo' betta posts.
This was also tha time DDMac was probably last seriously actizzle yo. Dude just done cooked up pimped out post afta pimped out post.
Memories. What a funky-ass battle our crazy asses had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
Da Lady Killer
Da Lady Killer
Da Lady Killer. This playa is tha man, n' we're fortunate ta have his ass here yo. Dude straight like tha glue between tha other phat members. Everythang positizzle dat happened on WR probably involved his ass up in some way, n' I just find his ass ta be incredibly likable. Rap Battle League legend n' now WF legend. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Pro homo dis time. Our thugged-out asses used ta run a noize feature together called BANDS THAT MATTER, n' I be thinkin our crazy asses might brang dat shizzle back here now tha noize section don't suck as much as it used to. I have some fond memoriez of mah dirty ass, Mikey, Brye, Hailsabin, MoveMent, Role Model n' Da Lady Killa rappin' up in tha WR noize thread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Ah, how tha fuck I yearn fo' such days.
Moral of dis chapter: Da Lady Killa is Dogg. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Andy3000 is Jizzy.
Fäggots, Bannings & Return
Phase Pt II
I've been banned twice lifetime I believe.
Da first time was fo' callin Headliner a 'pussaaaaay' up in rants, if I recall erectly. This was a unsanctioned section, n' Headliner since publicly apologized fo' gettin outta pocket. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shots was fired up in dat thread yo, but he be straight a phat man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. His freshest blunder was not bustin mah crazy ass Graphics Mod when he had tha chizzle though, as dat section would be as phat as tha noize one be as I git involved heavily up in shizzle dat interests mah dirty ass. Oh well, lesson learnt.
Da second time was when I quoted dat fâggot Roman Mack wit 'LOL' afta he gave a supamodel a 7/10. That playa is weird as fuck. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shots was fired on mah return.
Obviously dis all occurred afta tha downfall of Wrestlin Realm.
HOWEVER. There is still like a gangbangin' few fâggots dat is around now n' like a gangbangin' few fäggots from days gone by.
Shady be a gangbangin' fåggot.
Lost be a gangbangin' fåggot.
St. Kaepernick be a gangbangin' fåggot.
Walls be a gangbangin' fåggot.
Sephiroth be a gangbangin' fåggot.
Nitemare be a gangbangin' fåggot.
DualShock be a gangbangin' fåggot.
Dizzy be a gangbangin' fåggot.
Truk83 be a gangbangin' fåggot.
You_heard be a gangbangin' fåggot.
Magic be a gangbangin' fåggot.
Kelly Kelly Fan be a gangbangin' fåggot.
BULLY be a .. I be undecided on yo thugged-out ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes you post phat shizzle but then you do some fåggot shizzle on tha sly. Jury is out.
Thatz tha prelim list.
Top 3 Bodybags
1. Delfin & Cal expose Joe Kills All
Legendary bodybag n' tha blueprint fo' every last muthafuckin muthafucka ta follow if they be lookin ta end tha game of a gangbangin' fellow poster. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Straight facts busted some lyrics ta wit a funky-ass balizzle of malice n' humour. Will never be topped.
2. Flex ruins Hannah Hardyz (FAKE) life.
Another legendary bodybag. Concise, well laid up ruination of a gangbangin' fraud. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Slow clap.
3. Sheik puts his dirty ass up in a funky-ass bodybag wit a weird apologizzle
Never back down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.
Post I Found up in Bookmarks n' Laughed at Earlier
You'll never live it down
I didn't trust you, luckily.
Shizzle dat is worth repeatin
- Our thugged-out asses should hold a cold-ass lil candle up in remembrizzle fo' phat playas whoz ass have took a dirt nap. Bruteshot, Monty. Possible Diesel.
- Near fakin his own dirtnap was a cold-ass lil crazy but legendary stunt dat deserves some recognition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.
- This '12ers/13ers' shizzle needz ta stop. There is playas from 04 n' shizzle whoz ass is legit worse than these freshly smoked up guys.
- Andy3000 is probably washed up on a funky-ass beach wit a funky-ass forty of JD muthafuckin right now, nahmeean biatch? Pray fo' his safe return. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.
- AMP should have stopped rappin' shizzle on Twizzle n' done cooked up a Chrizzle Podcast
- Dizzy once jacked mah PMs. Prick.
- That time when Austin101 fronted he'd busted a nut 4 times.
- Austin101 almost cappin' Da Rap Battle League via disrespect of Aussie n' mah crazy ass consequently ruinin his muthafuckin ass.
- 2009z dopest post : http://www.wrestlingforum.com/7160428-post3152.html
- When tha forum used ta do phat shizzle like : http://www.wrestlingforum.com/anythi...esent-wwf.html
Da Present n' tha Future
State of tha Union
Obviously, mah main activitizzle is now up in tha Noize section n' tha Workout thread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Rants I like ta keep actizzle up in as it seems ta be where most of tha shizzle goes down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I guess I make mo' betta contributions ta tha place now, n' therez a phat amount of rap goin on if you look fo' dat shit. Different ta 06 yo, but still worthwhile.
I suppose I've come ta realize over recent times dat there was still a funky-ass batch of phat postas around, even if not all of tha pimps whoz ass done cooked up dis place phat up in 06/07 was still regulars. Rush, HOL, Seabs, Rawlin, MrMister, Shrub/Seb/Kiz/whoever tha fuck, Flex, Josh, NoGimmicksNeeded, Faraday, Hanoi Cheyenne, Kenny, McBiatch, Craig, Yeah1993, Mav, Croft, Redead, Y2Raven, GhettoA, Evo, Svart, TKOK, blarg_ Jupes, Swagger. These pimps is still all pimped out yo. Hardcore_rko, Renegade, DubC. Even a cold-ass lil cunt like Cat is so much mo' betta than tha average dat her ass has ta be given respect. New comers like Anark, WOOLCOCK, Shepard n' Cactus have potential ta contribute fo' a long-ass time ta come. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scrilla can keep carryin rants yo. Headliner can keep bein his muthafuckin ass fo' realz. As long as WCW n' Da Lady Killa post, I be bout ta post, basically.
Add em ta tha pimps whom I've mentioned up in dis post from mah earlier days n' therez mo' than enough qualitizzle ta shine all up in tha sewerz of shizzle dat populate dis place.
So, thatz bout dat shit. I've enjoyed tha majoritizzle of mah time here. My fuckin stunnin two post per dizzle record looks like it will continue n' I wish you all (minus tha BELLENDS) a Kool as fuck New Year.
Until 12k, 12 years, i$e out.