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Old 01-02-2013, 07:06 PM   #321 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:07 PM   #322 (permalink)
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Is Samee different than SaMi? And GOD of CUNT is the reason this forum owns.
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:10 PM   #323 (permalink)
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Just when you think GOD OF CUNT can't possibly set the bar higher than some of his ramblings from last year you get that. Wonderful.

Is Samee the dude with the Barney Stinson avatar? He stuck out as quite the tit when I lurked and he didn't appear much better when I actually joined. Reading back he was quite the moron in the sports section.
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:16 PM   #324 (permalink)
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Couple more things:

1: If I talk about "the end of the fiscal year," I'm not talking about money. I am talking about how many fingers I can fit in your snizz before 2010. Or whatever it is next year.

2: What are you doing tomorrow night? You know who I'm talking to.

D) When Ed Norton says, "Jason Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg," he was talking about me.

5: When you get in a fight with a swan, punch it in the throat. If that doesn't work I will literally eat these words (somehow).
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:18 PM   #326 (permalink)
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In my twelve years here I've learned three things:

1: I was subjected to at least 114 minutes of The Mummy tonight, and I came to the realisation that I would put my prick in every oracle Rachel Weisz has to offer. Or is it orifice? No, I'm pretty sure it's oracle. I would prick every one of those oracles.

2: When you walk into an off-license in Glasgow and ask for 2 crates of the wifebeater, the rat bastard behind the counter should know what you're looking for. He should not say, "Is that a vest?"

C) This one should be common knowledge.

5: Ł4.50 for one shot of Havana Club is a fucking disgrace and I am not sorry I murdered that little cunt.

L) vivalabrave

6: I learned how to say "shit in a shower cap" in French tonight, but I've forgotten now. I would like to thank i$e for opening my eyes and ears and pussy and convincing me to pursue being ambidextrous. Or bilingual or bilateral or whatever.

9: I am not bisexual, but when I meet Craig in some shit tip of a club in Sauchiehall street I will mount him.

6: iPhones are fucking gay as fuck and apparently "him" should be spellchecked and changed to "Jill." In whose world? Not fucking mine.

F) There is no such thing as a bachelor's in alcoholic. That makes no sense and I totally didn't believe my cunt of a father when he told me he had that.

10: I would drink a gallon of my own piss before I give a speech at my father's wedding.

11: I like Cody but ..... for the love of god change your avatar to something that isn't an eleven year old boy.

D) If you're in a club with a purple top hat and you're eating chocolate, I'm going to call you Willy Wonka. I don't see how this should surprise you in any way whatsoever. If you take offence to this then you deserve every second of me putting your nose through your brain with a shovel.

15: Where the hood at?
I'll be amazed if I ever see a better/funnier post on this forum, at least this week anyway. 11 made me spit out cinnamon grahams FFS!!! You're still my official wrestling dvd reviewer tbhaley, regardless.
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:18 PM   #327 (permalink)
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Is Samee different than SaMi? And GOD of CUNT is the reason this forum owns.
NO I AM YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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Couple more things:

2: What are you doing tomorrow night? You know who I'm talking to.
Well he who waits for the day's riches will be lost
In the whispering tide
Where the river flows
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:22 PM   #329 (permalink)
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I miss the days when you would call me GREG THE LEG
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:23 PM   #330 (permalink)
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Sheeeeit, I've been here 6 years now too? Well suck my chode and call me Schmeichel.

IŁe it is an absolute honour to have been mentioned in that most gracious of posts, if I wasn't a layabout who can't be arsed putting any effort into typing anything at this exact moment I'd ramble much more but bless your kind soul.

WOOLCOCK, WOOLCOCK, my dear sheep fucking friend WOOLCOCK, I can only assume you are currently 2.78 inches deep into the cervix of a sheep so I say unto you, good luck dear and may you be the first to create a new breed of Sheeple who shall rule the world and most certainly not look like that thing out that fucking movie with Adrian Brody about the kangaroo woman. Also




GOD OF CUNT, MY DEAR GOD OF CUNT, I shall mount you first on Sauchiehall Street, I shall mount you on Union Street and if we are by some insane fate in the Polo Lounge I'll do much more than mount. I was out on the 30th there and I thought of you, mainly because I was having the shitest night known to man (THE COSMOPOLITAN KARAOKE BAR followed by THE CATTY with a total of 4 people, 2 of whom fucked off at 1am)... well it was shite but then Black Betty came on and some guy slipped me something and FUCK KNOWS.

That also sums up my New Years Even, it was kinda shite then I ended up in Shawlands and some wonderful person put on Dancing In The Dark and a line of some form of white powder appeared before me, and the seas parted, the sun shone and god spoke unto me and said "You, you my son, shall be the one who brings about the end of all days", and I took that to heart, let's do it together, ok?
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