One of the very few rants I've read that I honestly didn't want to end. Learning about the stories of this site from a true veteran is always something that I'm willing to sit down and read for hours on end.
Guy having sex 4 times also claimed to have been giving star ratings to matches at the ripe age of 4. He left the forum a suicide note which can be found in Classic Rants. Austin101 was his name.
As for the guy FAKING death, that happened to get out of paying Brandon ('15') money to keep the other forum mentioned in the OP (Wrestling Realm) afloat. Not sure there's a particular thread associated with it.