The making of this thread was a MAN'S job. I'm glad you were the MAN to do it (I was actually going to make a thread like this on the eighth or whenever to mark the five year anniversary of throwing my life down WF's toilet, but this was better).
Has there ever been anybody that's posted here more insane than Austin101? I think he was legitimately out of his tree. Hell of a guy. Someone find that "Nancy was a bitch and nobody knows what she was planning" post of his. When I wasn't merely an alcohol-fuelled breathing machine for my wandering penis and actually tried to contribute positively to this place I used to have mind-numbing back-and-forths with him all the time in the wrestling sections (well, the DVD thread of the WWE section). I've gone on at length about the silliness of people bragging about "owning" people, so I suspect I'll come across as a hypocrite here even though that's not what I'm trying to say, but Mixx made so many shitty arguments that I tore to pieces he literally stopped responding to anything I'd say. Would not acknowledge me. Then he'd PM me asking if his opinion of something was correct. I'm not even shitting y'all. He literally did that. Only thing missing was a "BUT ANDY SAID IT WAS RIGHT!" post. I wish he didn't completely fly off the rails. I mean, I'm not sorry I was in a ditch for a while and missed his final meltdown with the suicide talk, because he wound me up with his idiocy so much that I'd probably have told him to do it, but I'd at least have liked to have been posting around the time he was on the way out (of the forum, not life). Just to say I'll miss you, baby. Good luck. Goodbye. Bobby Jean.
In 2013 I might try to actively contribute positively to this place again. Not in the wrestling sections, but in Sport or Music. I wish I had the motivation to post in the workout thread since it's full of folks I tend to enjoy interacting with, but I talk about that shit for a living and just don't have the urge to talk about it in my spare time as well. I don't want to talk about sport when it's the cause of so much fucking stress in my life (not entirely serious, obvs, but every time I watch an Arsenal game my already limited existence on this shit heap of a planet is shaved even further. I don't want to talk about things that make me miserable). I don't play enough video games to want to talk about shit in that section. I don't watch enough movies to want to talk about movies. I'm forty years behind everybody else with TV shows so there's no point talking about that. Fuck it, I'll just stick to whatever mindless horse shit I've been doing here for the last 3 years. It's what I know now.
Moral of this chapter: The Lady Killer is God. Andy3000 is Jesus.
I've been saying this for years.
I don't drink JD.