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Originally Posted by 777DaysOfChristmas
Wish I could Archieve.
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You don't archieve already? Okay, what you need to do is remove a part of your brain, doesn't matter which part, just reach right on in there and grab a handful. Once you have completed Phase 1, then begin Phase 2 by bashing your face against the keyboard as violently as you can for several minutes.
Continue Phase 2 until someone comes and asks if you need help. Then commence Phase 3, otherwise known as hitting Enter.
Phase 4 is available at
www.anarksadvice.com for just $99 plus taxes or you can get weekly updates by liking the
Anark Will Save You page on Facebook.
You can also achieve Phase 4 of archievery by following @PleaseSaveMeAnark on Twitter.
Disclaimer:
Do not approach Anark in the street. Do not assume being saved by Anark will result in being actually saved from anything in any way, shape or form. By agreeing to be saved by Anark, you also agree to a monthly donation of everything you have to be paid to Anark Holdings Ltd by the 3rd of every month.