I once had a cat, never gave him a name and had him for 2 years. Turns out it wasn't a him, it was a her and the end result was around 16 kittens, none of which I named.
Needless to say, I gave up on them, spent a lot of time "elsewhere" and when I got back, some where ran over by cars, some died in the house, with piss & shit everywhere.
Yeah, not a big fan of cats.
Disgusting man. How did you let your cat get pregnant that many times?
Does he even have to ask a mod? Can't he just look at the date of the OP of this rant and the last post of the closed thread?
People are actually taking SkidMark seriously? Wow. THAT'S AMAZING.
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Originally Posted by Deandre Cole
I once had a cat, never gave him a name and had him for 2 years. Turns out it wasn't a him, it was a her and the end result was around 16 kittens, none of which I named.
Needless to say, I gave up on them, spent a lot of time "elsewhere" and when I got back, some where ran over by cars, some died in the house, with piss & shit everywhere.
Yeah, not a big fan of cats.
That's strange, because they told me that they really liked you. Apparently not being given names really opened up doors for them and gave them a genuine freedom that being called Socks just couldn't provide. And the being allowed to be raped by neighborhood toms really taught them about self-awareness. As for the being abandoned and left to be run over and/or die in a puddle of piss, it's these kinds of life lessons that really get you off your arse to go out there and do something with yourself.
Some people just like to do it. You do it. Your fucking cat gor pregnant with 16 kittens? How many times did you let her get pregnant? And fuck your life style, it mainly consists in stories of drugs, alcohol and now treating animals like shit. At least you dont pretend you get laid, nobody would believe it anyway after seeing your picture holding a gun whilst topless.
Originally Posted by How the Roddy Stole Christmas
LMAO!
The thread was already closed when I logged in. It was on page 2.
I could have easily responded to him in that thread without insulting him, which is EXACTLY why I looked for that thread in the first place that day. It was closed so, instead of making a new thread there just to destroy him, I made one in rants. Of course, insulting him makes it even better, and, yeah, I would have been banned if I had said it outside of rants, so, I am rather glad it ended up being closed, because he deserves to be insulted for being so stupid. I am pretty sure a mod can tell you what day that thread was closed vs the day this rant was made so you can look stupid in assuming I am lying about it being closed when I went to go look at it and respond.
This rant wasn't even meant to funny, it was to rip apart a stupid poster, you ignorant twat.
Well, I see that you posted in the original thread. Actually what you did is a sort of solution to the problem I have been facing. A thread, which has been closed and you want to respond to, you can open in rants.
I still don't think you "ripped apart" Alim, well not according to me at least.
Some people just like to do it. You do it. Your fucking cat gor pregnant with 16 kittens? How many times did you let her get pregnant? And fuck your life style, it mainly consists in stories of drugs, alcohol and now treating animals like shit. At least you dont pretend you get laid, nobody would believe it anyway after seeing your picture holding a gun whilst topless.
I once had a cat, never gave him a name and had him for 2 years. Turns out it wasn't a him, it was a her and the end result was around 16 kittens, none of which I named.
Needless to say, I gave up on them, spent a lot of time "elsewhere" and when I got back, some where ran over by cars, some died in the house, with piss & shit everywhere.
Yeah, not a big fan of cats.
I once gave a pussy away because she acted like a dick
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Some people just like to do it. You do it. Your fucking cat gor pregnant with 16 kittens? How many times did you let her get pregnant? And fuck your life style, it mainly consists in stories of drugs, alcohol and now treating animals like shit. At least you dont pretend you get laid, nobody would believe it anyway after seeing your picture holding a gun whilst topless.