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post #61 of 97 (permalink) Old 12-15-2012, 02:37 PM
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I don't hate anybody, which isn't even nearly true. I'm actually a really nice guy who gets on with everyone, which is a complete lie.

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post #62 of 97 (permalink) Old 12-15-2012, 02:49 PM
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Sar, y u liezz???????????????YYYYYY????????
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post #63 of 97 (permalink) Old 12-15-2012, 05:03 PM
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Seph, does Red know that you're making this thread about him? I don't think he will be overly pleased about you sharing your sexual woes with the world.
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post #64 of 97 (permalink) Old 12-15-2012, 07:53 PM
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Sorry little man but nobody ever said you could comment on this thread, you fucking wanker.
Oh no, I'm so sorry m'lord, please accept my humble apology and this small package of genuine, guatemalan alpaca turd cakes. The "Sorry Master" is written in extremely fluffy danish dog diarrhea, which will surely please every single taste pore in your fine oral cavity, so that you may experience extra joy while eating shit.
Please leave your name and adress for delivering details, since nobody gives a fuck about you and your unimportant existence, therefore we need written details to remember anything about you and the delivery guy might get lost without it, and these boys are rather expensive.
Thank you and have a splendid day, cunt.

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post #65 of 97 (permalink) Old 12-16-2012, 07:42 AM
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This makes it sound as though you are a girl





This makes it sound as though you are a boy.


Are you a boy or girl or that magical creature from Bible black that can be a man or woman whenever he wants to be. If you are going to troll, at least keep your supposed gender constant.

Doesn't get it.
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post #66 of 97 (permalink) Old 12-16-2012, 09:03 AM
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Hey, buddy, I speak Hebrew and that whole "YHWH" thing is all a misunderstanding, pal, because there aren't any "niqqud" (vowels) to indicate how the name should be pronounced, chief, and FURTHER, you're not supposed to say God's name, anyway, GUY.

ALSO, "YHWH" is just a combination of the past, present, and future tenses for the verb, "to be", as in "has been, is, and will be".

ALSO this changes everything.

No.
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post #67 of 97 (permalink) Old 12-16-2012, 09:28 AM
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Oh no, I'm so sorry m'lord, please accept my humble apology and this small package of genuine, guatemalan alpaca turd cakes. The "Sorry Master" is written in extremely fluffy danish dog diarrhea, which will surely please every single taste pore in your fine oral cavity, so that you may experience extra joy while eating shit.
Please leave your name and adress for delivering details, since nobody gives a fuck about you and your unimportant existence, therefore we need written details to remember anything about you and the delivery guy might get lost without it, and these boys are rather expensive.
Thank you and have a splendid day, cunt.
I'll come to your house and take a dump on your doorstep and put a flag in it you reebok wearing arsehole.
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I'll come to your house and take a dump on your doorstep and put a flag in it you reebok wearing arsehole.
Well, if THAT is your idea of a nice romantic day finished of with some sweet sexytime, no wonder your "girlfriend" needs to rant about you being a bad fuck. Just a hint, don't use flags, there is something attached to you in your lower regions that would fit faaaaar better.

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post #69 of 97 (permalink) Old 12-16-2012, 01:57 PM
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You do realize the OPs not really my girlfriend? You insignificant cunt.
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post #70 of 97 (permalink) Old 12-16-2012, 02:51 PM
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people taking this seriously.

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