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Old 12-14-2012, 09:57 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:09 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Mine can't either, am I complaining? Apparently yes.
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Old 12-14-2012, 02:14 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Thats nice OP
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Old 12-14-2012, 02:24 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Not sure if OP is male or female and also not sure what the fuck is going on :bryan
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Old 12-14-2012, 03:20 PM   #35 (permalink)
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My NEW boyfriend, claimed on our first date to be an outstanding fucker. He said he would make Ron Jeremy look an absolute cunt in the bedroom. Wonderful, my dream guy is a guy who can bang my shepherds pie.

Turns out, it was all talk. His fucking is atrocious. Last night, i found some of his leftovers in my cheese burger. Not only that, but his dick smelt like a giraffes ass crack. Why do guys fucking lie?

I don't want to hurt his feelings by telling him that his fucking is nothing short of a travesty, i mean, hes a lovely guy, but why claim you can do something to an exceptional standard when you in fact, cannot. His dick gives me the shits all the time as well. I went to work today and i spent half my shift in the toilet, with the world falling out of my ass.

How can i tell him that i don't want to put his dick down my gob anymore without crushing his feelings? I can't cook by the way, but i'm not the one who was bragging about being a sex machine. All advice greatly appreciated.






Edit: And apparently, he's a Rock Slurper
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I fucked your girlfriend so hard last month that she hasn't been able to cook properly since, bitch.

This makes it sound as though you are a boy.


Are you a boy or girl or that magical creature from Bible black that can be a man or woman whenever he wants to be. If you are going to troll, at least keep your supposed gender constant.

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Old 12-14-2012, 03:49 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Maybe she is like the rapper ciara a hermaphrodite?!
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:01 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:15 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Wow. This was vivid.
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This makes it sound as though you are a girl

This makes it sound as though you are a boy.


Are you a boy or girl or that magical creature from Bible black that can be a man or woman whenever he wants to be. If you are going to troll, at least keep your supposed gender constant.
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:53 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Default Re: My boyfriend can't fuck for shit

Well, I'm not in on any of your inside jokes. There was a thread similar to this with similar wording. Also chances of 2 people on this forum dating, slim. Most likely was a co-ordinated trolling effort.
People have been making fun of me, so I thought I try it for the first time.
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