Some of those quotes are fucking exceptional. That subsection with all of its contributors needs to stay the fuck intact if it's resulting in some of the things quoted here. I'm not about to go into every thread personally and search for hilariousness such as some of what's already been posted, but a "greatest hits" type thread like this every few months is something that kind of needs to happen.
I mean, this shit is way better than 76 page rants about who owned who first.