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Arn Anderson's Hat 11-27-2012 06:42 AM

What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?
Okay, I promised myself I would refrain from making rants but I have to get this out my system. Over the past few days in the WWE section, I've encountered some of the stupidest fucks in the history of mankind. Seriously, how do these people even know how to use a computer is beyond me. Bare with me, as this will be an extensive rant.

Example: GOAT thread

In the GOAT thread, we all know everybody is generally split between Rock & Austin. My whole intention is to be neutral, especially when I see retards completely rewrite history to support their argument. It's a pretty common thing. Now, I thought it was common knowledge that between 1996 and 1998, WWE usually gave the In Your House PPV's a nickname that basically had something to do with a certain star/match/angle (A Cold Day In Hell, Beware Of Dog, Good Friends Better Enemies, Degeneration X). Let's look at the PPV of December of 1999 titled "Rock Bottom", with the main event of Rock vs. Mankind.

Pretty much, the PPV was headlined with that match, even with a picture of Rock doing the move as the promotional poster. But, a butt hurt Austin mark feels otherwise:


Originally Posted by Stuart82 (Post 12313597)
The phrase to hit rock bottom was around longer then the rock so
No a pay per view wasnt named after him. The bookend was a better.

I don't understand. The Rock's finishing move is The Rock Bottom. The promotional poster of the event titled "Rock Bottom" is a picture of The Rock doing The Rock Bottom. And when the fuck was The Bookend a PPV?

Now, bare with me. As I said, this rant may be pretty long (and quite sure some won't even read it). Now, we have a Mr. Sam Knight. Sam is a die hard Rock fan. His intention is to rewrite as much history and make up as many false claims as possible to support why Rock is GOAT. Somewhat understandable, as that thread is full of people just like him. But, why in the hell would you use Rock being voted Most Popular Wrestler of 1999 as grounds for him being GOAT? Now if anybody is familiar with PWI, you know they do the yearly awards. In the end, they mean jackshit. If being Most Popular Wrestler by PWI meant anything, RVD could be talked about as GOAT, seeing as how he won the award as a heel. Here's Sam's reply to that revelation:


Originally Posted by Sam Knight (Post 12313669)
Austin only got wrestler of the year award in 1998.
99-Mitsuharu Misawa
01-Keiji Mutoh

Oh, I understand Sam. When I reveal the actual PWI winners and what they won, you attempt to pull a fast one and revert back to the Observer, eventhough you clearly brought up PWI in the original discussion. So now, he's taking 2 separate sources, ignores what doesn't back up his argument and replaces it with one that does, while saying "many people disagree with PWI". But, you didn't disagree when you thought you had solid reasoning for Rock being GOAT because he was voted Most Popular Wrestler in 1999.

Another instance of Sam's stupidity can be found in the same thread, with many more sign of mental retardation.


Originally Posted by Sam Knight (Post 12302417)
I was saying that Rock was bigger than Spiderman,Superman and Batman

Really? Really? Superman & Batman alone date back to the 1930s, with Spiderman's first appearance coming in the 60s. This alone should have warned me of Sam's lack of intelligence but there's more.

In response to some here thinking Rock/Brock would be great for WM, Sam comes with yet another gem:


Originally Posted by Sam Knight (Post 12307908)
Why would Brock screw Rock for no reason?He has nothing to do with the Rock,he defeated Rock 123 at Summerslam 2002 and Rock/Brock are good friends outside the ring which is known to everyone.It won't make any sense.You people are stupid,it makes as much sense as a homeless lumberjack fighting with pedestrians.

This post screams "it's still real to me, dammit". Sam seems to think that if wrestlers are friends outside the ring, they shouldn't have a match against either. Where would wrestling be if that was the case?

I can go on and on about Sam & Stuart but there's other people who I've found to lack any wrestling knowledge at all.

EXAMPLE: therock11

He's a relative newcomer with less than 20 posts. He admittedly has aspergers, basically a form of autism and has a hard time explaining his POV because English isn't his first language. He claims to have only began watching wrestling in 1998, which might explain why he shouldn't make statements like this:


Originally Posted by therock11 (Post 12308139)
Vince tested waters with him many times before giving him the big push in 96.Shawn was face one day and heel the next

Okay, I wasn't necessarily a regular WWE viewer in 1995 but thanks to torrents and Youtube, I have some understanding of WWE in 1995, anybody should. But, can somebody point out when Vince tested the waters with HBK before 1996 and when did Shawn flop from face to heel? That's right, he didn't. First 4 years in the company, Shawn remained a babyface. From 1992-early 1995, he remained a heel and wasn't really a main event star at that time. Maybe the autism caused that foolish post.

But throughout said thread, he remains under the impression that HBK's title reign led to the rise of WCW, not the NWO. Even worse, he constantly blames HBK for it yet calls him the best ever. But, I digress. Too much flip flopping from him.

Example: ShowHBKStopper

His argument was basically that attendance doesn't matter and only buyrates do. But, when somebody compared the buyrates of the late 90s to those of the 80s, I informed them that PPV was nowhere near as wide spread. But the guy would later go on to say that while less people may buy PPV's, you still can't tell who's a draw, despite his entire argument being that "fill in the blank" was a draw because of buyrates. That, along with another revelation, is revealed in this post:


That's right, he admits to being a rejoiner. He claims that he's the guy that all the Rock marks get their info from. After announcing I planned to report him, he replies with this:


A forum full of pussies, yet he announces that he will be joining for a third time. I just don't understand.

Example: Mr. Bad Example (lol)

Some may be familiar with this guy. I heard it was Warren Zevon but I don't know. What I do know is that he's likely the dumbest motherfucker on this forum. See, he made a thread to show his appreciation for the "Wrestling God" Ric Flair. But, after reading it, I was left confused.


Originally Posted by MrBadExample (Post 12313306)
Can you name any wrestler in living memory who had a better combination of the factors that go into assessing overall quality than Ric Flair? I can't. He was the best performer in the ring over a longer period of time than anyone in the last 60 years. He had longevity, while guys like Austin and Micheals did not, and could wrestle, while Hogan was limited in the ring. The Rock was a bigger star, but had a short wrestling career. Flair had as many great matches over a lengthy period of time as anybody. He could make bad wrestlers look good, and he was arguably the best talker ever. He held the most world titles. Only The Rock matched his mic skills, but the Rock's promo's were practiced and repetitive. Flair's were varied and spontaneous. The Rock couldn't wrestle like Flair. Neither could Austin. Terry Funk lasted longer and great mic skills, but Flair was a better wrestler and had better mic skills. To top it off, Flair held world titles in all 3 major organizations, and can still wrestle. Other than all that, he sucks.

Okay, he just made a thread to broadcast his love for Flair but closes the post by saying he sucks? But wait, there's more. He made another thread with a poll about "who were/are the best big men".

Okay, not a bad thread. Even included some true legends of the sport. But, he missed a few names. No Bigelow, no Vader, no Brock, no Nash, no Sid. But, there are 2 guys on that poll who I really questioned.


Originally Posted by MrBadExample (Post 12313475)
Bruno Sammartino

Standing 6 feet tall, Bruno was hardly a big man. His reasoning for putting Bruno in a big man category was because he was 6 feet and weighed 270 pounds. That lead me to believe MBE might have been mentally challenged but then, I realized this name:


Originally Posted by MrBadExample (Post 12313475)

Okay, I'm really scratching my head at this point, trying to figure out who BSL is. After people in the thread asked him who the fuck BSL was, MBE, thinking he was the ultimate wrestling historian, replies with this:


Originally Posted by MrBadExample (Post 12313601)
BSL the fuck is Brad Shaw Layfield. Lol? Oh, I see. Maybe you've learned something, you foul mouthed ignoramus.

Oh, I see. One half of the APA, The American Hero, The Wrestling God, BRAD SHAW LAYFIELD??? Certainly doesn't seem the right post for him to close with calling someone an ignoramus.

And I could go on and on. Fact is, the WWE section is the worst right now. And don't get me started on the TNA section. I can recall a guy being pissed because Jeff Hardy won the belt and he felt he shouldn't have because WWE guys shouldn't get a push in TNA. Instead, he wanted the up & coming 41 year old Bully Ray to get the belt.

The stupidity is at an all time high. Everything WWE related is plagued with pimple faced virgins who likely still believe in Santa. Threads quickly get derailed in favor of ratings/buyrates/attendance talk, reasons why Rock is the GOAT even if the thread has nothing to do with Rock and why "insert wrestler here" is overrated. THE SHIT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

Why can't the wrestling sections be improved? If it was my call, get read of the trolls and those who make massive replies late at night just to get to rants the next day. But at the end of the day, maybe it's just me.

Evil Neville 11-27-2012 06:48 AM

Re: What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?

Chismo 11-27-2012 06:49 AM

Re: What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?
That thread needs to be shoveled, ASAP, there needs to be like format 50 announcment NO MORE GOAT THREADS, and whoever opens something crappy like that, needs to be banned for good.

BULLY 11-27-2012 06:53 AM

Re: What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?
Bloody oath Bully Ray should get the belt. Jeff Hardy aint nothing but a washed up, junkie spot monkey, can't work the mic. Can't work a match. You honestly want that piece of shit as champ ahead of one of the best heels in wrestling?

I was with you until you posted that crap.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done

Evil Neville 11-27-2012 06:59 AM

Re: What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?

Originally Posted by BULLY (Post 12313771)
Bloody oath Bully Ray should get the belt. Jeff Hardy aint nothing but a washed up, junkie spot monkey, can't work the mic. Can't work a match. You honestly want that piece of shit as champ ahead of one of the best heels in wrestling?

BULLY 11-27-2012 07:02 AM

Re: What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?
He ain't heavy

He's my bubba

Arn Anderson's Hat 11-27-2012 07:03 AM

Re: What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?
Some wrestling fans are complete retards. Don't see how they even know how to use internet to post their idiotic opinions and pass them off as fact. Reminds me of the time my friend bet me $100 that Tom Brady really was the kid on The Brady Bunch just because ESPN made a parody of it. And the same dumbass ..... bet me another $100 that Lebron James played college football for Oregon. Lebron couldn't have played NBA and college football at the same time, as it's a violation for a college athlete to get paid for playing sports.


I'm not saying Bully shouldn't be champion. I'm saying the logic is dumb when the guy said ex WWE stars shouldn't be pushed in TNA, yet he follows it up by saying Bully Ray should be pushed. I felt things fell apart when Bully did not win BFG, as he's the only guy in TNA that truly deserves the belt.

BULLY 11-27-2012 07:06 AM

Re: What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?
Oh yeah I see

and yeah those guys you listed are fucking spastics

DA 11-27-2012 07:12 AM

Re: What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?

And you will never see me arguing over who is the true GOAT between Rock and Austin because I think they are joint GOAT

AS you can tell from my username :austin :Rock

DualShock 11-27-2012 07:18 AM

Re: What the fuck is wrong with some of these people?
This Stuart82 is probably the biggest retard ever who joined this forum who hasn't probably still realized how dumb he is.
First he doesn't get the joke some guys posted how Triple H is the GOAT to upset The Rock & Stone Cold fans and he started to argue defending Triple H.
Second, he posts stupid stuff trying to sound relevant in the thread like

Originally Posted by Stuart82 (Post 12217035)
GreatoneIV and rock316ae hate triple h because he beat the rock at WrestleMania 16'and gets to bang Stephanie. Then again Stephanie doesn't have sideburns, raises her eyebrow, and ask people if they smell what she is cooking?

Yeah, because banging Stephanie McMahon is the reason why people take The Rock and Stone Cold over Triple H.
But you are right, Triple H bangin Stephanie is the reason why Triple H appears in the GOAT thread in the first place :vince2

Originally Posted by Stuart82 (Post 12219657)
Triple h vs Kurt angle was what made year 2000 the success it was, rock Was just the third wheel. Triple h vs angle goat fued!

Of course, a 2 month feud what started in the second half of the year was the reason why WWE was strong the entire year. That idiot still doesn't get the joke some people made about Triple H because they don't get this thread serious

Originally Posted by Stuart82 (Post 12217785)
When you hear the broken glass you know stone colds in the house

Of course you know it because Austin was the only one who had a theme with broken glass :kenny

But the most hilarious (or the saddest) thing was when Rock316AE and others embarrassed him and he had a breakdown and started to post catchphrases fpalm


Originally Posted by Stuart82 (Post 12219701)
It's all about the gaammmee, it's time to play the gaammmee


Originally Posted by Stuart82 (Post 12219663)
Kurt angle being an Olympic gold medallist would actually make him a bigger mainstream draw then The Rock, it's true it's true


Originally Posted by Stuart82 (Post 12217624)
Sam knight your going to have to have better arguments because there's 6 billion people and they all think you're an iidiot!


Originally Posted by Stuart82 (Post 12217578)
If you put the letter 'c' in front of rock and add the words of shit you have my exact sentiments of greatoneIV and rock 316ae


Originally Posted by Stuart82 (Post 12217546)
Rock 316ae & greatoneIV you sit there and you thump your rock bible and say your rock prays and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your facts, talk about year 2000, Austin 3:16 says im the GOAT!


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