The Cynical Miracle

I mean, everything else is already inside of you. Why couldn't our balls just be inside the penis instead of being in a sack flailing about that is so easily vulnerable to physical harm?

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Whap Me Jungles

OP has been castrated

Green Light

To keep em cool

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Patrick Bateman

That's something I wondered myself a couple of times. I mean the balls are one of the most important part of a male body but they just hang there and can easily be destroyed. I know it is because the body heat would kill all the sperm but still nature kinda screwd us over.

Snowman

Google it

Anark

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BULLY

After you experience the joy of having your balls licked, you won't ask that question anymore OP.

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Tyler Durden

^WINNNNN

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Eu já falei que tenho algo a dizer, e disse
Que falador passa mal e você me disse
Que cada um vai colher o que plantou
Porque raiz sem alma como o flip falou, é triste

Hazzard

Mine are.

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Rush

They need to stay cool bro. And your girl should never neglect the balls.

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