[GOD of CUNT]

I refuse to believe that someone with the name 'Andre Baker' is white. That is a total fucking lie. You cannot be not black. Impossible.

Were you around when Austin101 was still alive and kicking (metaphorically...or...literally. Maybe)? You'd have loved him. Reading comprehension out the wazoo, that guy.

[THE DARK ANDRE]

Oh, that's good to know

I'd be happy if they would let me out of here

The only thing that keeps me going is my pog slammer

...but I'm sure that others are trying to come in and steal it from me (LadyKiller and tbhayley)



Edit- Andy, I'm defintely white, but I haven't been washing since they put me in here so I might soon be black

Is Austin101 the guy that made terrible wrestling reviews and said that Nancy was a bitch? I'm sure that I read that in classic rants.

[TehJerichoFan]

I'm just going to assume that Andre is the old English man in his avatar.

[THE DARK ANDRE]

Please assume that

I wish that I was David Mcnasty, but I'm not

[GOD of CUNT]

Yeah, that's him, black Andre. Someone should invite him back here. Assuming he's not...well, assuming he didn't...well. You know.

[THE DARK ANDRE]

Might have to buy a membership and change my name to BlackAndre, it has got a ring to it.

Wouldn't wish death (suicide, whatever) on anybody, but that guy seemed crazy. No chance that he's a rejoiner on here somewhere?

[GOD of CUNT]

Oh, he was pretty out of his mind for a minute there. I missed the whole FORUM DRAMA where he was talking suicide and how he loves everybody and all that shit (IDK where I was. Hammered somewhere. Probly). He obviously didn't do it, but I'd assume he's still gorilla shit mental. Wherever he is.

[The Lady Killer]

inb4 all the new kids say "ANDREBAKER is AUSTIN101~!~!!"

[GOD of CUNT]

Can't be, Black Andre's black.

[The Lady Killer]

So was Michael Jackson...