I'm Australian, too. He just worded it like a really great pyscho nut. "Flexo tool"? GOOOOOOOD SHIT.
For you to like this thread just makes you ever so much fucking awesome,Enjoy man.
"All you lords and ladies, still think that the only thing that matters is gold.
Well this (torturing people) makes me happier than all your gold ever could!
And that makes me happier than all her sapphires,
so go buy yourself a golden hand, and FUCK yourself with it!"
The EIU's Global Liveability Report
City Country Rating
1 Melbourne Australia 97.5
2 Vienna Austria 97.4
3 Vancouver Canada 97.3
4 Toronto Canada 97.2
5 Calgary Canada 96.6
5 Adelaide Australia 96.6
7 Sydney Australia 96.1
8 Helsinki Finland 96.0
9 Perth Australia 95.9
10 Auckland New Zealand 95.7