I like how my other thread got closed even though the jobbers thread is not a rant either, close that piece of shit too. Oh, and Cat better get suspended for telling me to commit suicide, if not I call BS.
Above is an O/P from an ACTUAL thread titled: "Why doesn't this forum have a spam section?"
That was it, we were supposed to formulate discussion about it. I know, it's staggering right?
Really I thought average size was 8 1/2 inches? Thought I read something like that before? But Fuck.. this is awesome, before I was happy to just get over average, now I'm laughing . Always wondered why Jenna always compliments me, thought she was just humoring me before .
I have complete disregard for roughly 95% of you. If I saw you walking down the street I would deliberately run you over. If I wasn't driving anything at the time I'd steal a tractor and run you over with that.
I piss on your personal safety. I don't even mean that as a metaphor, either. I would literally step out of my car/stolen tractor and piss on your non-high-vis-vest-wearing corpse.