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**ROUSEY** · 11-12-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AndreBaker

Nah, you're thinking of Wisbech mate: The arsehole of the Fens, a place that was built on first cousin marriages and backwards Romany gypsy values, where feral children play in skips searching for cigarette butt ends, a 'civilisation' where one night stands are considered long term relationships when compared to the usual quicky with a randomer in the 'the market inn' bogs, where the smell of multiple processed food factories flood the air with an aroma of chiken shit, a place where widespread birth deformities caused by the lack of discipline between desperate siblings with overzealous sex drives are blamed on overhead power cables.

This isn't even hyperbole, if anything I'm being a little generous to the place.

WF's night out is sorted then.

I'll sort the mini bus out, we'll visit the finest local parks they have to offer with lots of cheap cider. Even Anark could get laid that way.

**Dopesick** · 11-12-2012, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMeki

SIR Alex Ferguson

As a United fan, I should spit on myself for missing that.

("hur hur cross out the 'for missing that' you cunt")

Yeah1993 · 11-12-2012, 02:36 PM

By the sounds of things Andy you're only like the fifth nuttiest member of your family, you loony conjunction.

**THE DARK ANDRE** · 11-12-2012, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Purple Aki

WF's night out is sorted then.

I'll sort the mini bus out, we'll visit the finest local parks they have to offer with lots of cheap cider. Even Anark could get laid that way.

Start at the five bells, then spoons for a scrap, might even go down the bowling green pub to terrorise some local emo kids if there's a gig on before heading to palm beach nightclub to take our pick of the 'best' of the town's local female gene pool, albeit a pool with the depth of left over gravy on a sunday dinner plate and the size of a garden inflatable. Definitely finish off at Hot 'n Spicy take away for a kebab which despite being incredibly disgusting will actually seem compact and hygenic in comparison to the minge that you just fed an entire arm to down under the bridge by the river ooze. Reports as to whether that geographical land spot is named that way due to the remnants of gunk left over from the overly stretched out local vag haven't been confirmed or denied.

Cheap cider? Nah mate, try sharing a bottle (several) of vodka with some scar faced fascist Russian on the mushroom statue carved from bark in Wissy park. That's how shit goes down there.

As for the mini bus, good luck with that if you want to actually leave the place, say goodbye to the wheels and your deposit.

Anark could get laid? Didn't realise that he had family down that way.

**THE TEACHER** · 11-12-2012, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Marty Vibe

As a United fan, I should spit on myself for missing that.

("hur hur cross out the 'for missing that' you cunt")

Do you read minds?

Anark · 11-12-2012, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Purple Aki

WF's night out is sorted then.

I'll sort the mini bus out, we'll visit the finest local parks they have to offer with lots of cheap cider. Even Anark could get laid that way.

:generic black basketball player smiley pulling some kind of unimpressed face.

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Originally Posted by AndreBaker

Anark could get laid? Didn't realise that he had family down that way.

**Gambit** · 11-12-2012, 04:20 PM

All about the cheap cider!

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**Skybs** · 11-12-2012, 05:40 PM

So people STILL think I'm Apocalypto? I'm sure he's on right now, how about that 'defectives'? What a bunch of fools.

DualShock, I actually thought you changed, but you didn't. Apocalypto is a massive cuntbasket, but he is indeed right in one thing about you, I see it now. You are an ass kisser, and a dick rider. Why? Let's see. It's time to expose you now.

Back when the Jobbers Thread was created, and everyone was cool with each other, you sent me a green rep saying the likes of this.

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Originally Posted by DualShock

You are one of the best posters in this forum, don't stop posting in the jobbers thread

Then when people decide to diss me over that shit I posted in Andre's thread, which quite frankly was stupid, I can at least admit that, you jump on the bandwagon, and create 5 paragraph replies joining the shitfest.

Then I return, and a pretty decent amount of people was fine with it, and you again sent me a green rep saying this, after my reply:

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Originally Posted by NoyK

(...) I was cool with DualShock before, I'm sure he knows that (...)

And you responded via green rep:

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Originally Posted by DualShock

And we still are

And now, just because Cat makes a Rant, you, along with most 11/12'ers (jobbers) jump along the hating yet again, even though when I came back I wasn't doing any harm at all, because you are too much of a chickenshit to have your own opinions, you must ride along with what others think and do. Pathetic.

DECIDE YOURSELF ALREADY SON.

That was my last attempt on actually trying to bury hatchets here. Now, fuck off.

**Vex** · 11-12-2012, 05:43 PM

Why is this thread still going?

**THE DARK ANDRE** · 11-12-2012, 05:45 PM

How about providing some solid evidence by actually posting the rep comments in their original state from your cp? Not saying it didn't happen but it's easy enough to just make up comments and attribute a username to them.