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**Kiz** · 11-11-2012, 11:20 AM

why is the bisexual lesbian vegan trying to insult people

**Vex** · 11-11-2012, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Apocalypto

I don't know if you ever heard about this device. It's a wonderful device, created by William Staub, a mechanical engineer.

It's called a treadmill. See, what you do, is you turn on the machine, you get on the treadmill and run on the conveyor belt, this will help you lose all that jiggly fat that seems to weight down on your skeleton and make you a little more healthier. But you know what really amazes me about your grotesque physique? Is the fact that your horrendous 80s hair do that looks like it was lighted on fire still can't seem to cover your behemoth carcass.

The treadmill, babe. The treadmill.

Ok, ok. Lets get technical. Fact number 1, You can't see my body on any picture I have posted so you really cannot comment on my body. Lol, Not that it's anything to do with you, You're just jealous cause you want to be a woman but were born a male. Shame.

Fact number 2: You clearly need a treadmill too and some weights to lift and get some muscles because you're physique is very malnourished so maybe you will look a little healthier too. Some sun will help you too so you don't look quite so undead. Man, Zombies must be lining up to bang you.

Fact 3: Jesus Christ you have no right comment on peoples hair. You have hair dating back to the 1900's when counts and barons were in fashion. Get a fucking hair cut and then maybe I will to.

HEELKris · 11-11-2012, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Apocalypto

I don't know if you ever heard about this device. It's a wonderful device, created by William Staub, a mechanical engineer.

It's called a treadmill. See, what you do, is you turn on the machine, you get on the treadmill and run on the conveyor belt, this will help you lose all that jiggly fat that seems to weight down on your skeleton and make you a little more healthier. But you know what really amazes me about your grotesque physique? Is the fact that your horrendous 80s hair do that looks like it was lighted on fire still can't seem to cover your behemoth carcass.

The treadmill, babe. The treadmill.

Dunk20 · 11-11-2012, 11:28 AM

Don't feed the trolls, they like to look like Bieber skeletons.

Anark · 11-11-2012, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunk20

Don't feed the trolls, they like to look like Bieber skeletons.

Bollocks. Feed the trolls.

Fatten them up for me.

DualShock · 11-11-2012, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Apocalypto

This ugly bitch is a fat, three chinned, pork bellied, roadkill. Looks like a by-product of incest sex between 2 hillbillies. :yodawg

I told you already twice that women are our friends,
but you are either too young to realize it
or you are one of these losers who are so bitter because no girl wants to be with him so he insults every girl on the internet
or you are one of these losers who never had any experience with girls so he doesn't know how to communicate with them without insults or jokes because he feels not comfortable.

Based on your obsession of this forum and that you created at least 3 accounts I would say you are one of these losers who never had any experience with girls

"LOL I PWNED GIRLZ ON INTERNET. CAT IS SKINNY AND STACEY FAT. I AM SO COOL NOW"
To be honest, I would laugh with you but I am not 7 years old anymore but I am pretty sure that we have some little Cenation members on this forum who laugh at your jokes

**Catalanotto** · 11-11-2012, 11:38 AM

I would rather be skinny than fat so not sure where the insult there was.

It would only be insulting if I were a guy because guys don't want to be skinny skeletons like Apocalypto, they want to actually have some muscles.

**Sephiroth** · 11-11-2012, 11:40 AM

Cat, if you were a guy would you be Piper or Connery?

DualShock · 11-11-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Catalanotto

I would rather be skinny than fat so not sure where the insult there was.

It would only be insulting if I were a guy because guys don't want to be skinny skeletons like Apocalypto, they want to actually have some muscles.

You can only insult a girl when you make fun of her body by calling her skinny or fat, there is no third option. That means that Apocalypto hates every girl proving my point that he has serious problems when he communicates with girls

**CRIMSON** · 11-11-2012, 11:49 AM

Oh, Apo being boring, unfunny and stale as usual.

And if you think you get that heel heat over here, you're wrong. You get the X-Pac heat.

And btw Stacey > any chick you've dated till date (I know you haven't dated anyone yet, but still..)