I just said the word 'snurb' out loud and started laughing for about 30 seconds.
I'm hideously hungover and probably still pissed to the point that I cant tell what is real and what isn't. Fuck you.
If you type "Adolf Hitler was a fucking cunt" into Google using the speechmarks, you get two results over the entire internet. If you type in "Jeremy Kyle is a fucking cunt", you get 612. I can't do the maths, but that sounds about right.