Just so you know, this isn’t some idiot noob chucking it about for the lulz. He’s been here since 2008 and must have some kind of working brain capacity and be of a certain age if he names himself after the great Gene Wilder. Here’s his wonderfully ignorant and xenophobic take on the recent WWE shows in the UK:
I think this should be the last time WWE goes to the UK, sick of Brits taking all our shit. Sports music culture, pretty sick of it. If you wanna be American just move to the USA and apply for citizenship. Vince wants his wife to win a bid for the Senate but he's sending WWE shows overseas to Britain of all places? People depend on WWE dates to work shows, cities depend on the revenue. Vince needs to get his act together. the WWE is an American company. Let these Brits get their own shit.
Brits taking all your shit? Sports, music, culture?
To Britain of all places
? What, your closest fucking ally in the world? Yeah, it’s crazy to bring the show there. Should be taking it to fucking Yemen.
Your beloved American cities depend on the WWE revenue for what exactly? What happens to US cities if the WWE doesn’t visit them? Do they become post-apocalyptic wastelands? Damn those Brits, destroying America one WWE-deprived city at a time. And there you were spending all that money chasing ragheads around caves.
Are you the stupidest fucking numpty the US has ever produced? Because they’ve produced a few really stupid fucking numpties and if you are their king then that’s quite an achievement. The next title you can go for is World’s Biggest Numpty. You’ve got some competition but you’re in with a shout.
the crowd was overbearing - and I'm positive the WWE edited in noise since its not a live show - sorry they weren't as good as people want to believe.
at the crowd being overbearing at the beginning of the sentence, but then faked and not very good by the end of the sentence. I think we have a favourite for the World's Biggest Numpty after all.
And lo, the crowning glory, behold his sig BEGGING for rep for a post he made consisting of a picture of Damien Sandow alongside a picture of Brian the dog from Family Guy. AMAZING.
He also sends me an angry message saying I can’t red credit him for having an opinion. I think I already did, fella, but that's only because it's a really fucking stupid opinion. Though you probably can’t think straight amidst the sound of all that rustling.
Just do us all a favour and donate your brain to science, because we need to figure out exactly what went wrong.