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**The Lady Killer** · 11-07-2012, 10:00 AM

Quick question: what is a numpty? Been meaning to ask that for a while.

As for the topic at hand: legit thread. This clown sounds like a real...well, numpty I guess?

CMWit · 11-07-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rush

Except the use of the quote inherently implies you were talking about/to me. At least it does when the reply is not worded clearly

(in case you can't see it on your phone there is a trollface there ;D)

My bad man, not meant that way as we had previously had the location discussion

Btw had to Google nonce .

Sent from my fucking phone.

Anark · 11-07-2012, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by HEELKris

"We don't have a QUEEEEEEEN running our country."

**Dopesick** · 11-07-2012, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by The Lady Killer

Quick question: what is a numpty? Been meaning to ask that for a while.

As for the topic at hand: legit thread. This clown sounds like a real...well, numpty I guess?

An idiot, dickhead, mongface, cretin, dunce etc. Take your pick.

Anark · 11-07-2012, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Lady Killer

Quick question: what is a numpty? Been meaning to ask that for a while.

As for the topic at hand: legit thread. This clown sounds like a real...well, numpty I guess?

Urban Dictionary describes a numpty as thus:

1. An idiot, a silly person.
2. A person who never has or never will have a fucking clue what he is doing.
3. A Scottish term, short for numb-skull.
4. Dialect, chiefly Scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challenged.
5. A person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simplest of things.
6. Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many, many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a fucking numpty.

Personally I love the phonetics of it. To call somebody a numpty aloud is one of life's joys.

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Originally Posted by CMWit

Btw had to Google nonce

Haven't googled for other meanings, but in the UK a nonce is slang for a paedophile.

**Ever Wolf** · 11-07-2012, 10:09 AM

Cretin,

Haven't heard that one for a while, there's so many underused words out there

CMWit · 11-07-2012, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Anark

Urban Dictionary describes a numpty as thus:

1. An idiot, a silly person.
2. A person who never has or never will have a fucking clue what he is doing.
3. A Scottish term, short for numb-skull.
4. Dialect, chiefly Scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challenged.
5. A person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simplest of things.
6. Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many, many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a fucking numpty.

Personally I love the phonetics of it. To call somebody a numpty aloud is one of life's joys.

Haven't googled for other meanings, but in the UK a nonce is slang for a paedophile.

Yeah my wife is younger but not that much younger lol

Sent from my fucking phone.

Anark · 11-07-2012, 10:14 AM

Cradle snatcher.

CMWit · 11-07-2012, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Anark

Cradle snatcher.

Although she's probably still older than 90% of the forum

Sent from my fucking phone.

**The Lady Killer** · 11-07-2012, 10:16 AM

Ah, thank you. Good word.