I swear I troll better than this guy on Black Ops.
"All you lords and ladies, still think that the only thing that matters is gold.
Well this (torturing people) makes me happier than all your gold ever could!
And that makes me happier than all her sapphires,
so go buy yourself a golden hand, and FUCK yourself with it!"
Except the use of the quote inherently implies you were talking about/to me. At least it does when the reply is not worded clearly (in case you can't see it on your phone there is a trollface there ;D)