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DualShock · 11-08-2012, 01:51 PM

In my country we shoot gypsies in the testicles with paintball

**CHAMPviaDQ** · 11-08-2012, 01:54 PM

^That fan made Russo Titantron is better than 85% of the current ones.

**GOD of CUNT** · 11-08-2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CHAMPviaDQ

Yesterday, I was wondering where ^this guy has been and now he pops up with another epic post. BRA-fucking-VO, sir.

I come and go. My time here pretty much passed, but now and again I stick around for a minute. Then I fade back into the background. I'm the wino that sits outside the fancy restaurant looking for spare change. From time to time there'll be a decent cunt on the door and he'll let me in for a piss, but that usually just ends with me throwing newspapers and bars of soap at sober people. I think I saw Headliner working the bathroom one time. He gave me a skoosh of aftershave and a paper towel to dry my hands, but I had no tip for him. "No Diesel, no weasel," indeed. Don't I know it, brother.

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Good read. Especially this part, where you say you shoot cows in the testicles. I like to shoot bulls in their vaginas with paintball guns as well.

We often buzz furniture polish and shoot chickens in the cock and cocks in the cunt, also.

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Originally Posted by The Lady Killer

I've missed you.

I appreciate that you appreciate me.

TehJerichoFan · 11-08-2012, 03:06 PM

I can't tell if this person is being serious or just parodying a blindly patriotic American. I'm hoping it's the latter.

DualShock · 11-08-2012, 04:03 PM

Keep the WWE american? No more shows in UK?
I guess you suggest Wade Barrett vs Sheamus only in USA to keep it american

Anark · 11-08-2012, 04:04 PM

We had a chat via PM and I can confirm he's got a good sense of humour, even if his opinion on the Brits stealing US stuff is pretty fucking dumb.

This thread is still a complete success if only for acquiring not one but two Andy3000 posts.

If there's a mod or admin with the ability/time to collect all of his posts into one thread, you would probably have the most entertaining read ever put together on this forum.

**The Lady Killer** · 11-08-2012, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy3000

I come and go. My time here pretty much passed, but now and again I stick around for a minute. Then I fade back into the background.

Same here since about 2008/2009. This has been one of my more extended returns, though. How long will it last? Tough to say. It is fun popping in every now and then to see some familiar faces, though. A few of the new kids aren't so bad, either.

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I appreciate that you appreciate me.

THE MOTHERFUCKING BOSS.