Originally Posted by Andy3000
"Gotten to' must've started when I was on one of my extended holidays from here. I came back and a bunch of people were saying it. I remember when you could threaten to murder someone and wouldn't be hit with this "gotten to" horse shit. It's the dirt fucking worst and should be abolished.
IDK what "rustling jimmes" is. Must be a new thing. Fuck it.
"Numpty" is nothing like that bullshittery. I'm old and cantankerous and I've been calling cunts numpties for 25 years. Numpty isn't some faggy internet slang. My old man used to tell me he invented the word. He's a lying scumbag and I'm probably going to burn his house down one of these days, but it's pretty much a guarantee that some other foul-mouthed Scotsman invented it several millennia ago when we were invading Austria or Poland or Egypt.
The word "numpty" is one of the main reasons I'm proud to wear a kilt and shoot cows in the testicles with paintball guns (aka be a Scotsman).
Yesterday, I was wondering where ^this guy has been and now he pops up with another epic post. BRA-fucking-VO, sir.