Well fortunately my dick is considerably above average height. Now I am not one to brag about my dick that much, but this meaty pendulum that dangles between my legs has been the gold at the end of the rainbow for many a women. Including the AIDS infested, filthy slut, that shat you out of her snatch.
Best post Apocalypto has made since his return. That's the spirit, soldier.
I'm not going to diss your mama though, she's a sweet woman. Do me a favour though and tell her to stop texting me. It's bordering on harassment.
You are legally a married couple just by living together for a certain amount of time.
Apocophaggot is obviously a rejoiner since he knows my status. I hardly mention it.
Detroit Red Wings/Dallas Cowboys MARKS FOR ROWDY RODDY PIPER Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. You ever notice Hulk Hogan’s got no hair on his chest? Only friend he’s got that DOES is Cyndi Lauper.
Last edited by Catalanotto; 11-06-2012 at 08:54 PM.