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Old 11-04-2012, 04:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default JT Martin and NoyK: A Love Story

It was a cool fall day in 2012.

NoyK was a little lonely due to having 0 irl friends, so he decided to log on to wrestlingforum.com and try to chat with some fellow wrestling fans.

He discovered the rants section.

It was a brutal section where you separate the weak from the strong, the self-confident from the broken shells, the bullied guys who will appear on Maury one day as a handsome bodybuilder to laugh in the face of his schoolyard bullies from the Amanda Todds.

He decided he wanted to give the section a try. He made some posts, tried to fit in with some threads, got made fun of, and then proceeded to cry about it, even trying to make amends in a white knight thread and in private messages.

He told wild stories of what turned out to be his non-existent sex life, posting pictures of girls he claimed to bang while they had some other guy's arm around them, saying it was her 'brother'.

He then changed his story to just going through a bad time so he acted stupid.

Unfortunately, the WF community saw right through his lies.


In this story of hardship, however, a beautiful love story emerges.


JT Martin's eyes glowed with warmth as he looked over at NoyK. Their eyes met as they made their way towards one another. JT took NoyK's soft hand in to his dry, sandpaper-like hands and kissed it slowly. It was an instant attraction. The two became attached at the dick, going everywhere together, JT being NoyK's 'white knight'.


The love blossomed but an impending doom loomed over their relationship.


At first, only a select few members slapped NoyK's ass. The rest of the forum didn't quite know of his existence yet. JT defended his lover, fighting away the few evil members of WF with his golden sword.

This would not last for long.


Soon, JT was heavily outnumbered. It was no longer two or three people jumping on NoyK's back, it was 99% of the rants section.


JT took a look around at his lover's attackers. It was too much for him....he couldn't handle it. It was one thing to try to ward away a few people, but it was another to defend against an army.

He looked in to NoyK's eyes, which had welled up at this point. Feeling weak, JT's eyes got glassy as he turned to NoyK and said 'sorry'.


JT dropped his sword in front of NoyK, who dropped to his knees crying 'NO, NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, JT, I LOVE YOU'.

JT slowly walked backwards away from NoyK,who was broken and battered on the ground, still crying for his love.


As he looked at how pathetic NoyK looked on his knees, crying, he started to attack NoyK, turning his back on the one he loved, just to try to fit in with the WF community.


As time went on, his feeble attempts to shake away his relationship with NoyK were overlooked due to fakeness. His undying love for NoyK will forever live on, but he will continue to try to distance himself from the love of his life just to fit in.


The end.
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wept big soggy man-tears
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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JT Martin is NoyK. There, I said it.
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Fresh TEARS are streaming down my face. Beautiful story, Cat.
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Who's worse, JT Martin or Noyk?

Noyk is; I actually stopped posting in his thread because I legitimately think he is retarded, although I like him in RAW thread. I'm going to find that post.

EDIT: ok, Cat's other thread shitting in Noyk's mouth, http://www.wrestlingforum.com/rants/...baby-noyk.html

ok,
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Fuck, I had like 15 quotes saved up that I was gonna rip you a new asshole with.
NoyK you fucking suck. You came into that thread after everything, posted 1 thing, got told you were stupid, so made an entire Rant about it. Then when the rant failed, and all your cum demons flipped on you, you said "but I wanted that to happen to show hypocrisy".
No you didn't. You already get fucked in the butt enough, you didn't want to happen in rants as well.
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you made the GTFO thread. I've post that like 3 times. you should not have been the one to make that thread. I don't know what else to say. If you post something even more stupid than this, I'm done man. you just don't want to admit you were being an asshole.
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*Sigh*
For what it's worth, like you said in your case Cat, I'm a pretty nice guy myself before all of this mess over Bad Blood in Rants, you can see that for yourself if you search my oldest posts. Just don't start shit with me, and I'll be the nicest you can ever imagine.
You on the other hand, I'm yet to see it otherwise. Not saying I don't think you have it in you, I think (..hope?) there's a good, calm, friendly side in everyone, but you haven't showed it yet, at least to me.
I know I'm gonna regret having posted this, but fuck it. Who cares.
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And Skyfall, get it in your thick skull. You accused me of mocking his looks, and actually claiming no one did it before me, yet I just proved the exact opposite. I never actually called him 'ugly'. I just compared him to other people. Get it in your thick head already. Jesus. Just admit you were wrong about that. I wasn't the one who started, and I sure as hell wasn't the worst to do it.
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done
Cat, you should find NoyK and set his ovaries on fire.
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lulz. how touching.

Inb4 "Better love story than Twilight" gags
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That was beautiful. Expansive vocabulary and near-perfect structuring.

Post this to deviantArt or FanFiction.net. I guarentee it will be just as well-received.
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Bravo. This would have Oscar potential as a screen play if it wasn't for the two spastics involved in the story. Great plot, weak characters.

...and for anybody doubting the merits of the portrayal of the betrayal:

http://www.wrestlingforum.com/12106340-post327.html

JT martin, just another jobber knob head that follows the crowd in order to fit in.
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You forgot the sex scene but im sure we can do without that image in our heads.

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