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Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks (2013 EDITION)

EDIT: Would like to dedicate this year-old rant to the cunts at the Guy Fawkes event in my local park this evening who tried to set off their own fireworks IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING CROWD.

This was a few minutes after the actual fireworks were scheduled, and were about 15mins late.

thinkofthechildren.mp4

Worst test of impatience I've ever come across. Fuck's sake.

Spoiler for Original rant:
You've got TWO FUCKING DAYS to wait. IT'S A DESIRE YOU CAN CONTAIN.

Stop ejaculating your pretty colours and patterns all over the sky and waking up my infant foster sister from her slumbers. Keep it in your garage, and when the day finally comes, your fetish for explosions will be all the more fulfilling. Everybody wins.

Have a nice evening.

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post #2 of 33 (permalink) Old 11-03-2012, 02:58 PM
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Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks

This thread made me laugh if only for the image of someone ejaculating multicoloured explosions.
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Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks

But the pretty colors in the sky have you not seen them

the pretty colors look at them

look at the pretty colors

LOOK AT THEM

THE PRETTY COLORS

YOU NEED TO LEARN TO LOVE THE PRETTY COLORS YOU HITLER BASTARD!




Yeah this time of year brings the worst out of me too

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Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks

When I get home from the pub I will talk to them. Just put your headphones on, son.

Also your bedtime is soon. Don't make me take away your internet access again.

Where did you learn the word "ejaculating"?


Press Play to wake up.

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Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks

Yeah I have people setting off fireworks too. What the fuck are they even celebrating?

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Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks

It's a major pet peeve of mine when retards set off their own fire works. My neighbor is a dumb, slutty cunt but at least she doesn't do that.
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Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks

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It's a major pet peeve of mine when retards set off their own fire works. My neighbor is a dumb, slutty cunt but at least she doesn't do that.
Dumb & Slutty you say?

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When I get home from the pub I will talk to them. Just put your headphones on, son.

Also your bedtime is soon. Don't make me take away your internet access again.

Where did you learn the word "ejaculating"?
http://utc.iath.virginia.edu/uncletom/utfihbsa6t.html

"There was great running and ejaculating" (even funnier when you know the context)
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Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks

Likes different coloured cartoon ponies...



...hates fireworks.



What the fuck?!

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post #10 of 33 (permalink) Old 11-03-2012, 03:16 PM
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Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks

Tie their cat to a firework and set it off. See if they like fireworks then





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