Froooot

You've got TWO FUCKING DAYS to wait. IT'S A DESIRE YOU CAN CONTAIN.

Stop ejaculating your pretty colours and patterns all over the sky and waking up my infant foster sister from her slumbers. Keep it in your garage, and when the day finally comes, your fetish for explosions will be all the more fulfilling. Everybody wins.

Have a nice evening.

Pricks.

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Whap Me Jungles

This thread made me laugh if only for the image of someone ejaculating multicoloured explosions.

danny_boy

But the pretty colors in the sky have you not seen them

the pretty colors look at them

look at the pretty colors

LOOK AT THEM

THE PRETTY COLORS

YOU NEED TO LEARN TO LOVE THE PRETTY COLORS YOU HITLER BASTARD!




Yeah this time of year brings the worst out of me too

CamillePunk

When I get home from the pub I will talk to them. Just put your headphones on, son.

Also your bedtime is soon. Don't make me take away your internet access again.

Where did you learn the word "ejaculating"?

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SmokeAndMirrors

Yeah I have people setting off fireworks too. What the fuck are they even celebrating?

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It's a major pet peeve of mine when retards set off their own fire works. My neighbor is a dumb, slutty cunt but at least she doesn't do that.

danny_boy

Dumb & Slutty you say?

Whap Me Jungles

http://utc.iath.virginia.edu/uncletom/utfihbsa6t.html

"There was great running and ejaculating" (even funnier when you know the context)

Tenacious.C

Likes different coloured cartoon ponies...



...hates fireworks.



What the fuck?!

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Gambit

Tie their cat to a firework and set it off. See if they like fireworks then

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