Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

You've got TWO FUCKING DAYS to wait. IT'S A DESIRE YOU CAN CONTAIN.

Stop ejaculating your pretty colours and patterns all over the sky and waking up my infant foster sister from her slumbers. Keep it in your garage, and when the day finally comes, your fetish for explosions will be all the more fulfilling. Everybody wins.

Have a nice evening.

Pricks.

Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

This thread made me laugh if only for the image of someone ejaculating multicoloured explosions.

Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

But the pretty colors in the sky have you not seen them

the pretty colors look at them

look at the pretty colors

LOOK AT THEM

THE PRETTY COLORS

YOU NEED TO LEARN TO LOVE THE PRETTY COLORS YOU HITLER BASTARD!




Yeah this time of year brings the worst out of me too

Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

When I get home from the pub I will talk to them. Just put your headphones on, son.

Also your bedtime is soon. Don't make me take away your internet access again.

Where did you learn the word "ejaculating"? :hmm:

Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

Yeah I have people setting off fireworks too. What the fuck are they even celebrating?

Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

It's a major pet peeve of mine when retards set off their own fire works. My neighbor is a dumb, slutty cunt but at least she doesn't do that.

Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

Dumb & Slutty you say?

Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

http://utc.iath.virginia.edu/uncletom/utfihbsa6t.html

"There was great running and ejaculating" (even funnier when you know the context)

Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

Likes different coloured cartoon ponies...



...hates fireworks.



What the fuck?!

Re: Dear neighbours currently setting off fireworks
 

Tie their cat to a firework and set it off. See if they like fireworks then